<RoboHak> I need a bigger lap, two laptops don't fit very well
<mynuts> "... and thats where human evolution turned south"

<Delirium> AFK, tornado
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(@Klarth): Vapr is just out of tune
(@Klarth): The staff on his quarter note is too short
(Vapr): Your half note became a quarter note
(Vapr): after i cut it in half
(@Klarth): O_o
(@Klarth): And Ochanomizu is a whole note since she has no
staff
(@Klarth): o_O

<xeria> cd disretard what i just sent you
<xeria> disREGARD

<woz> wouldn't it be great if they renamed scotland - 
scatland

<ASk> ads make the baby jesus cry
<CitizenErased> PLAGIARISM
<ASk> You can't own baby jesus, he's under GPL

<Snow> Heard outside construction site on way to lunch:
<Snow> <sound that a nail gun makes> "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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babaobuey: well, ok
babaobuey: that was like watching lemmings run off a cliff or
something

<DogWelder> Hrmmm... Norton says that I've contracted a virus,
and should disable needle sharing. Is this bad?

<Kaladam> I just heard somebody scream "WHAT THE FUCK" down
the hall from me
<Kaladam> some dudes roommate jizzed on his face

<kuruption> OMG I HATE LINUX USERS
<kuruption> this guys gave me a shell on his box
<kuruption> and vi is symlinked to pico!

<boxed> "duh, do they have their own dollars in europe? I was
to canada once, and they had their own dollars! can you
believe that?"
<boxed> note that that's an actual quote from some people my
dad met in the US once

<h3123t1c> we at IRC protection use AOL often
<h3123t1c> it more organized
<_Godless_> Of course, because .5k/s, constant drop-offs and
and $24 for a sub$10 service is "organized"

<Night> bitches fall for everything.
<CptPlanet> i know. dumb sluts.
<Night> it's genetic that they are cuter and stupider.
<CptPlanet> yeah. it's because cute smart chicks don't like to
fuck, and dumb ugly chicks don't get hit on.
<CptPlanet> natural selection.

<PeteParker> Microsoft Bob is the default shell for Windows
2000.

<Upth> AvatarADV: Having scripts is an advantage over having
to do it by ear.
<AvatarADV> Yeah, in the same way as having your -wife-
gang-raped is an advantage because you don't have to
impregnate her yourself, I guess...

< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m
< SnowKrash> =)
< NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n

<@Deosyne> Yeah. I'm not admitting to anyone, especially my
kid, that I stuck a vacuum in my ass

[+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn
[+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world

* KeeperX is currently listening to [Your Mom and Dad -
'Having Sex' (0min 12secs long)]

<Incubus> wanking in the shower has a drawback, now the rain
makes me horny

<Minion> http://www.bash.org/?69
<hpv-send> lol
<Elm> please dont link to that site
<Minion> Why not
<Elm> some of the stuff on it is not really appropriate
<Minion> On bash.org??
<Brianthe> yeah
<Elm> yes
<Minion> It's all text, bleh
<Brianthe> alot of the quotes are pretty r-rated

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<ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe> lol
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<BurningDog> dalnet 1 , weed 0

<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8?
<tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8
<Kitty> :(
<Kitty> but it is r f8
<tavaryn> maybe you should w8
<tavaryn> because we just can't rel8
<Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8
<tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8
<Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8
<Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the
b8
<tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean
sl8

<Nikari[away]> OMG I GOT NEW SHOES
<Nikari[away]> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
<Nikari[away]> TIME FOR DDR

<tak>: wanna play a game?
<krplunkr: like what
<tak> Pearl Harbor
<krplunkr> sounsd fun
<krplunkr> how do i play?
<tak> I lay there, and you blow the hell out of me
<krplunkr> wait
<krplunkr> im confused

<Ed> P2 Celeron was good though, because it used the same slot
as the P3.
<Mime> P3 has two different slots!
<Mime> I had a SNES game style P3, my mate had a flat one.
<Ed> Mime, that's a socket.
<waffle> Mime: you mean a slot and socket
<Mime> Yes, socket and slot.
<waffle> amd really loved the slot
<kawaii_kekekeke> I love that slot.
<Mime> I love your mom's slot
<waffle> your moms a slot

<D4NG3R0U5> i swear to god my college is selling personal info
to bookies or somethen
<D4NG3R0U5> "Do you plan on living in the residence you've
written above, for at least a year 1=yes 2=no  |__|"
<R4V3N0U5 1> every college asks that
<D4NG3R0U5> "Would you say you're a fan of college sports, and
are responsible when it comes to making bets 1=yes 2=no |__|"
<D4NG3R0U5> "Do you have a domestic animal that could be
killed if you were to fail to pay a dept 1=yes 2=no |__|

<Sede> That's a big word.. does it mean 'blowjob'?
<Potato> I thought that was "affection".
<Nyphur> Affection, Blowjob, same thing, isn't it?
<Potato> That's how I was raised.

<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing
<]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?

<freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?!
<freak> =)
<mango> no.....
<mango> it has to do with my mouth though
<freak> oh
<freak> whoa
<freak> like kissing?
<mango> ha ha
<mango> no
<mango> try me giving u head
<freak> AHHHHHHHH
<freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY
<freak> really?
<mango> :-P
<freak> hahah
<mango> hell yea
<freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im
asian =)

<@natclass> I smoke just so I can hang out with hot chicks
<@natclass> You don't actually have to smoke, just light up a
butt and hold it
<@natclass> occasionally take a little puff
<@d13> i do lines so i can hang out with old hookers

<Roundhouse> Where can I get Java Virtual Machine?  Microsoft
is being bitches and I can no longer download it from their
upgrade. Is there any place where I can get this at?
<Maniacal> sun just might have a website

<ex-machina> aha! I just switched the britney case for the
cracked alanis case! The angry canadian strikes again!

<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat
<HandyMan> *say
<HandyMan> *that
<Hyperbyte> *I
<Hyperbyte> *didn't

<blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on
South Park
<blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT.
HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid."
<blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs
late, bought like 800 of them, and then people stopped playing
a couple days later.

<TigerSun> AsiaDoll: the only reason I'm not rich yet is
because I refuse to earn on others' stupidity
<TigerSun> I believe stupidity should kill, not help others to
get richer
<TigerSun> I'm highly ethical!

<Spyro> Dude..
<Spyro> The other day, I was smoking some weed and got into
the car to go and drop my sister off to the bus stop. I
thought some prick stole my steering wheel....
<Spyro> But I was in the backseat

<Raenne>  .. I'M ON BASH.ORG?!?!?

<TigerSun> check this out people, I saw someone's greet line
on a bot today that
says "In God We Trust, everyone else get yourself an X.500
certificate"

<Mek> my dad gets junkmail from all over the world
<Mek> hes had em from, belgium, france, austria, australia,
Canada, America, Argentina, Russia and the Czech Republic
<Mek> and also Jamaica
<Paulio> its his mailorder bride catalogues
<Mek> you get them too??

<angelB> shit
<angelB> drinking 2L of pepsi blue will FUCK YOU UP
<angelB> and not in any positive way
<angelB> it's like feeling sick after drinkin too much alc
<angelB> without the benefits of being drunk/not remembering
it

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<Ozak-shower> oh shit
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<www666> this is so cool I'm typing with Dragon
NaturallySpeaking in mIrc
<www666> no more typing
<LameLLama> www: try "thlash exit"
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<www666> Hugh Masters
<www666> you basterdes

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<Mandingo> hi any females here?
<LameLLama> subtle, real subtle

<Mxeil> You have a g/f right
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: No.
<Mxeil> DK: How can I guy as intellectual as you not have a
girl!
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Maybe because I have a boyfriend.
<Mxeil> DK: Your a girl?
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Listen numbnut... I'm male. I have a
boyfriend. Do I need to spell it out any clearer?
<Wrexen> dk I think you need to explain the whole 'plumbing'
of having a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend

<Waxahachi> No. I am a programmer & I want friends that I can
identify with intellectually and personably.
<BoDePlOt> if i eat anutter peanut butter cup i think i am
going to puke

<DakotaKid> MultiAGP: Bend over, I got all the ram you need.

<MindRape> don't mind me, i'm divorced =)
<MindRape> still going thru the damn thing
<MindRape> she's sueing me for my penis
<Deeply> suing you for your penis?
<MindRape> yea, its bigger than hers :>

<Shadye> reboot: gibb0r us pic of your wife
<reboot> if I ever find one, I'll scan it
<ArtecMice> drug her and scan her face
<reboot> there's an idea, and I could get sex at the same time