<CUI> On other hand, I figure that this will be a night to
remember
<Psy_Duck> Hand is all you need
<Psy_Duck> :)))
<CUI> Hand is all I got =/

<MyTh`snoogans> i told one of my teachers one time to stfu.. i
said the letters.. he didnt know what it meant

<Arwen`> maybe she hates clubs because she's ugly.
<jasong> maybe she hates clubs because she's a seal

<DMAUL-agay> i was gonna watch slackers but im to lazy to put
the cd in.

<Bubbs-> arg, too... much, garlic bread... breast, stinks
<Bubbs-> er...breath

<SageChris> and honestly, as amusing as the handicapped are,
to make fun of them on the internet is just cold...
<street> they shouldnt have been criminals in their past lives
<SageChris> hahaha, thats the best excuse i've ever heard

<MystrsPP2> Happiness is like a pineapple
<MystrsPP2> it hurts you on the outside
<MystrsPP2> and is yellow on the inside

<CzarKhan> well I have like 20 pillows and two teddy-bears but
it's really like alone

<Base2> Win2k has that feature where I can be logged in, then
"suspend" or whatever, and let my girl user her account right?
<Cosmok> Base2   thats xp
<Base2> damn it
<Floach> your girl needs her own damn computer :)
<Cosmok> who are you kidding, you dont have a gf, just a sock
<_mrG> hrm
<_mrG> I guess socks could use a computer, if they are the
type with toes

<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think
I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just
want to be friends

<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child
<Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target
demographic is catholic preists
<eyesore> lol
<eyesore> ZING!

<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother?
Sister? Lover?
<Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above
* [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming

<b0at> <------------ FireHeart
<SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care
<pr0t0> <-- bonehead
<SeXaH> indeed ---^

<Heather> penises are scary =/
<Kevyn> how so?
<Heather> they feel weird.
<Kevyn> how do they feel?
<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.

<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only
forgot what i was gonna get, but
<@FlatFace> .....
<@FlatFace> FUCK I FORGOT WHAT THE SECOND ONE WAS

<PovRayMan> Weee
<PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar
with them
<PovRayMan> and drink
<PovRayMan> and dance
<PovRayMan> i said no
<PovRayMan> because star trek is on

[Daishi] my bro wants me to get offline so he can call mom
again!
[Daishi] excuse me as i go beat him into a coma
[Daishi] fucken brb!
»» quits Daishi (daishi@216.194.20.216) (Read error:
Connection reset by peer)
[Cae] I guess his bro won

<Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked
from a tank in iraq
<Sean> which is quite cool
<eddy> just some random iraqi? :)
<Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag

<Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes.
<Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in
your head.

<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in
Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP
versions
<RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug
list to add it?

<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked
computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!

<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be
proven female??
<@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet.
<@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man
with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.

<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream
van went past the house and then the power went out :)
<speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line??
<UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van?
<Andy> Hehe ;)
<UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it
once...
<UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way
he bounced off.

<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient

<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth?
<zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die

<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight
<GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude

<Hugo> BRB.. Grilling some butterflies.

[+Duds] brb phonesex
[+Duds] well not really
[+Duds] depends who answers i suppose

<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??
<ApOkAliPs> well...depends where you aim it...

<@mewse> fraggle have you done nfs
<@fraggle> no
<@fraggle> is it a good high

<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im
in the batmobile'
<pagan> thats cuz you wear that fucking rediculouse outfit

<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded
<timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people

<Ice_raven> two reasons to like ICQ
<Ice_raven> 1. it's fucking eleet when you have a bot named
Erica make pseudo-cyber-sex with you
<Ice_raven> 2. when you get messages like [@#$]S?dl?nder (8:44
PM) are you from afganistan

<kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!!
<Stalker> WHERE are you going?
<kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!

<eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG
<milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?

<ToddBored> FF11 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on PS2
<ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series,
cuz there will be idiots in it
<ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster
<ToddBored> i dunno why they did it...
<ToddBored> im serious dude
<ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into
<ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000 got
owned
<ToddBored> i roxx at FF11

<_rm> xp is great
<_rm> better than fucking me or 98

<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a
bra?
<RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt

Mike: you don't need anything to score in college
Mike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest
Mike: eventually you hit a tree.

<nzc> mmmmm
<nzc> Speak n Spall.
<nzc> (i never owned one, by the way.)
<drwiii> obviously not.

*** Z is now known as Zfuckinherself
<Zfuckinherself> brb
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> hmm
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up
for a Capital One Visa card

(sorry about the timestamps... they're required for
appreciation of the quote.)
[22:07] * JeremiahSmith falls down and dies.
[22:12] <Howard> Let's not all rush him to the cryokit at
once...

MysteriousPepit0: if you were an animal
MysteriousPepit0: what would you be?
InMediasRes1111: horny

<DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is
subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't
get it forwarded to his new adress
<DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a
pervert instead of an investor?

<dinarchvs> man
<dinarchvs> i should buy condoms
<abraham> why?
<abraham> your hand have an STD?

<iretd> BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it
stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'.
<dalias> hahaha iretd
<techlord> heh
<dalias> did you learn that the hard way?
<iretd> dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? :)
<iretd> There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite
put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I
wouldn't wanna put my finger on.

<NetherMagic> i always tape my screwed up CDs on the walls of
my room, so when ppl walk by my house they'll go blind and get
hit by a car

<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
<Joelz> It can?
<Joelz> It should be called winunzip

<RQ> im gonan go in and tweak with it again
<RQ> gonna!
<ZephyrX> gonan
<RQ> hehe
<ZephyrX> the pre-pubescent barbarian
<RQ> LMAO