<Razzar> Gamer dead after 86 hours of straight gaming
<Razzar> lol
<Smax> darwin awards candidate
<Razzar>  Hope he got some good frags

<willyy> licq:  [ERR] Unable to load plugin (qt-gui): /usr/
local/lib/licq/licq_qt-gui.so: cannot open shared object file:
No such file or directory.
<willyy> which is the problem ?
<Lion-O> willyy: you're missing a file.
<willyy> which ?
<loply> willyy: Isnt that a tad obvious? ;)

<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit
<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she
was all like "Aw Yeah"
<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?
<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean

<deathr0w-> i fuck decent looking women
<SForce> i fuck hotties
<SForce> thats the difference between us
<SForce> there's no hotties in thailand
<SForce> i've seen the pictures of those cyclops looking lazy
eyes bitches you bring home
<deathr0w-> yeah there is
<SForce> not in your house
<SForce> and you know what we call the few you have there?
<SForce> Americans

<Damanique> The only thing to ph34r is peer itself!

<27946889> hola.
<Losifer> Do I know you?
<27946889> No, I found you on random chat.
<27946889> What, just because you don't know someone you won't
talk to them?
<Losifer> Pretty much.  This is my work account.  I conduct
business through this account.  I don't have time to chat.
<27946889> Sorry.
<27946889> i think you're very rude
<Losifer> That's interesting.  I find it more rude to continue
to send unsolicited messages to a stranger once you've been
told that the stranger in question isn't interested in talking
to you.
<27946889> why are you in such a bad mood, you are so young,
sorry that i thought it would be nice to talk to you because i
saw your info and i found you interesting,,,
<Losifer> I'm in a bad mood because I'm working and you keep
interrupting me.  Please go away.
<27946889> so where do you work?
<27946889> let me ask you something, how come it says satan
ate your ears in your info?

<LunchBox> i'm not all that intoxicating
<LunchBox> er, intoxicated. i think i just disproved my
point.... :(

<@Godfather_> ?? french army
<AnswerBook> french army: undefined term
<@Godfather_> lol
<@Godfather_> exactly!!!!

<L-3-3-7>  i want to dump my gf
<L-3-3-7>  i need to find a good way to do it
<sparc^_>  maybe you could DoS her... or install back orifice
on her box

<arnoboltinager> is goatse down for anyone else?

<seven> hooked up with some chick at a party james invited me
to last weekend. she comes back to my place, we're fucking
around, she gives me a handjob, my vesuvious errupts, I'm
content and am ready to go to sleep. then like, 2-3 minutes
after said erruption, she's back down there again, and I'm
thinking "what the fuck, as if, the guy needs some time to
recover", much to my surprise, she got it all back and working
again, and lo and behold, a second eruption
<seven> so I said straight away "whoa, you're like, really
good at that."
<seven> "do you have a little brother or something?"

<AAA> i cannot lose an argument tonite
<AAA> i just won 3 games of chess in a row
<AAA> 3 *INTENSE* games of chess
<Whoregasm> 3 lonely games of chess played with a bottle of
ketchup

<karl> OK, fixed.
<dbaker> Fixed?
<karl> I don't mean fixed like it works.

* FreeFrag finds it strange that as hardware gets older, your
respect for it lessens.
<milenko> FreeFrag: same with wives

<mikz> @find quark express
* mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
magic word!)
* Joins: mikz (~mquiapos@202.164.185.218)
<mikz> hi :)
<^|^> mikz !
<+WhtCastle> mikz: We use !list, not @find here.
<mikz> ok cool
<mikz> thanks
<^|^> !list sorenson squeez
* ^|^ was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
magic word!)
<+WhtCastle> no damn him mikz was supposed to do it
<+WhtCastle> Its funny when they do it
<+WhtCastle> '!list'
<+WhtCastle> (kick)
<mikz> !list quark express
* mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
magic word!)

<eggs_> yay, kernel is compiling now
<Befw11s4> i like to compile kernals
<eggs_> its really not that exciting
<eggs_> The exciting part is seeing whether your computer
still boots afterwards :P

<@Bonfire> I think I shat my pants earlier this morning but
have been too scared to check

<@McMoo> sometimes i jerk it at work because we've got the
super heavy duty industrial soap

<blinden|midnightcleaning> I'm going to bakcup my mp3
collection....
<blinden|midnightcleaning> on floppies

<Feerless> SCHOOL haha
<Feerless> i have holidays
<Fleebis> DUMBASS haha
<Fleebis> i have ops

(@Bird2002): wana know how to get free ms keyboards and mice?
(@suicide6x): how?
(@Bird2002): do you have a keyboard or mouse now?
(@suicide6x): um
(@suicide6x): yeah

Finque: at least that young black fellow will live
Finque: black people can't die virgins
Finque: it's physically and sexually impossible
Finque: god is still apologizing for burning them
Finque: so he gave them horse cocks
Finque: and now they always get laid
tom: except DE
Finque: true
Finque: but DE is canadian
Finque: that's god's "oops" pile

<DooMStalK> I was bored, and called 1-800-COW-FUCK once, only
to find out COW and BOY take up the same numbers on the phone

<M-ROTDL> Something you NEVER want your mom to say to you:
"You've got a large PENIS!"
<M-ROTDL> I was sitting down to game of MegaMan Legends 2....
<M-ROTDL> And she strolls by and goes, "Wow... you have a
large penis."

<@godofcows> I swear that'd have to be the most evil thing you
could do
<@Vinic> what about donating 30 billion dollars of countefiet
cash to child cancer societies?
<@Vinic> on the back of each bill is you jacking off and
saying 'here's your medicine bitch'

<@Ramza> When I grow up, I want to be a firetruck.
<Vinic> so you could legally hose women down?

<reppy> dudes
<reppy> my dad's wife like
<reppy> is a child psycholigist
<reppy> and one of her patients walked in on her mom getting
fucked by the dog
<reppy> I got turned on just hearing that:(
<Morris> NIce
<Morris> You'd think a dog like most mammals would finish
really quickly and move on
<Morris> But hey, whatever turns her on.
<DooMStalK> "Mommy! Mommy! I've got a boo bo... Mommy! What is
the dog doing to you? Why do i suddenly have the urge to
clean?"
<Morris> haha
<Morris> "Can I play with the doggy too?"
<DooMStalK> "Bad dog! Take that out of mommy!"

<Afkfuckingselfinass> if i run fast enough backwards my
exploding ass-flesh could act as a lubricant

<godofcows> I decided on some cool things I'm gonna do when I
get rich
<godofcows> like ask my mom what car she would like the most,
and then buy it
<godofcows> and then when she comes outside to look at it,
it'll get run over by a monster truck
<godofcows> and she'll cry
<@godofcows> I thought of another thing I'd do if I ever got
rich
<@godofcows> I'd gonna buy a bunch of toys for an orphanage 
<@godofcows> and have them all laid out in front of the
building on christmas morning and get someone who works there
to wake up all the kids and come out to look
<@godofcows> and when they all step outside and look, I'm
gonna run over the toys with a monster truck and laugh at the
looks on their faces

* byra bounces like a retard
<Argent-> Are you listening to something bouncy?
<byra> nope.
<byra> im listening to the hum of computers
<Argent-> Well, that always perks me up.
<Argent-> The comforting whirr of fans, the faint ozone
smell.. ah, I love that new computer smell you get when you
buy a new case.
<Argent-> The slick texture of anti-static bags..
<Argent-> the clink of mounting hardware
<countzero> -stop- you're turning me on!
<countzero> ooh la la.

<Ramza> why am I listening to "Here Comes Team Rocket" in
polish?

<s|urpee> like seriously... "Book Appreciation Month"?????
<s|urpee> Who the fuck thought that one up?
<Argent-> s|urpee - someone who gets hawt talking dewey
decimals
<s|urpee> 017.223 JER
* s|urpee shivers happily
<daedalus`> i want to see official geek month... a month where
geeks are
no percicuted and bullies get hit up for lunch money.... ...
that wouls
rock
<daedalus`> hahaha
<Argent-> I want 'throw a fat old guy a mercy fuck' month.
* Argent- coughs.
<Argent-> Oh, come on- that was funny ,)

<_SnakeMan> do the clocks change tonight?
<AlbinoLov> I think they do sunday/
<MiL0> yes
<MiL0> unless you live in some parts of indiana or arizona
<_SnakeMan> sometime in the early am of sunday, right?
<Argent-> The clocks change every night... into fierce blood
sucking imps that chase me around the house until I fall over
exhausted, then they mock me about my small genitalia.

<Argent-> Call a few adoption agencies asking for a hot 17
year-old girl with a birthday coming up, and they start with
the suppoenas.

<Popgun> at least 24 people have died in a fire in a chinese
internet cafe
<Kuss> popgun, they were probably playing everquest, and
didn't want to lose their shit
<Argent-> Popgun - how many terminals were pointed to the
local fire department website?
<Popgun> they clicked onto elexa and self-immolated
<Popgun> if that were the case, they would probably welcome
the conflagration
<Argent-> "De-ah hon-oh-ra-bo fiahman, we buhning up heah,
prease send wa-tah, we no wanto stop praying evahquest."
<Kuss> oh my god
<Kuss> argent
<Kuss> that's hysterical
<Argent-> More negatives on my karmic burden.
<ln> I'd be offended by that if it weren't so funny
* ln gives Arg a token asian smack
<Popgun> they ghost of Chairman Mao will get you, argento
<Popgun> remember the trouble you had with Stalin?

<mstyne> i just wrapped up a 12 hour day at work
<mstyne> surprisingly, i feel okay
<mstyne> which is probably bad : )
<Etan> only if you tell your bosses, and get longer days
<mstyne> well, ordinarily i'd be wiped after 12 hours
<mstyne> but i'm not
<mstyne> i think they must put something in the water
<-- caffine has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<mstyne> aha, that answers it
<Etan> the guilt overpowered him

[Rascal] : Well, fuck angelicon, he's weird
[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass
dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon]
[@Unknown_Source] : ...

<TenBaseT> I'm having a nice voddy tonic
<Scribble> Mmmmmmmmm
<Scribble> VT!
<TenBaseT> when you use that absolut citron, you dont need a
lime.
<Scribble> My favorite.
<TenBaseT> yeah. it's sublime.
<TenBaseT> badum dum CHING

<FlyNavy> why the fuck does every crisis our country has have
to have a catchy title, graphic, and it's own theme song?

<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington?
<dudeXIII> camping bitch D:

<^shauny^> i have a prob here
<And-1> don't we all ...
<^shauny^> no no really
<And-1> we're all on here ... that's our prob

<daenonok> yea, but keep in mind when you're talking to d4n
you're talking to someone so poor
<daenonok> he used to steal five dollars worth of caps (like
for cap guns)
<daenonok> empty the power into a paper towel, wrap it up and
light it
<daenonok> and that was his 4th of july

<Chimerasame> my cs-ethics prof is a bigger dork than i am
<Chimerasame> he just learned the internet term 'flame' today
apparently
<Chimerasame> and he kept using it wrong
<Chimerasame> "i'm such a flamer today~"
<Chimerasame> "what! why's that so funny!"

<daenonok> they should make a programming language for pron in
shareware progs
<daenonok> so when your work, or family runs an xxx scan prog
on your bitch, you come up clean
<FURI0U5> ur work or girlfriend ran a pr0n chexxor on yo comp?
<daenonok> no, but last night i had a bad dream =[

<skeetuh> sell shit on the web
<skeetuh> easy money
<halcyon`> like spam newsgroups?
<skeetuh> no
<skeetuh> I just take stuff out of my family when I have no
money and put it on ebay
<halcyon`> like kidneys?

<martha> alesha...dont listen to them...sugar has been proven
to cure hiccups
<martha> a spoonful will do it, wash it down with liquid if
you need to
<eclipse> so is a quick shake of my protein drink
<martha> I have this feeling eclipse's 'protein drink' is
something he carries with him at all times, in a convenient
little sac

<kow> heh, lil is too anal
<kow> I REALLY pissed him off today with that frozen fly
<_absent> find a photo of a dead cat on images.google
<_absent> post it on your site
<_absent> and tell lil you killed that
<kow> rofl
<kow> I don't need to use google
<kow> d:picsdead animals

* GazzaG pee'd in a bottle
<GazzaG> too busy watching star wars to goto the toilet

<Alien> there's not 365 weeks in a year xjeff
<xjeff> enless it's a leap year

<Max-> worse than shite 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and
monitors @ 60hz?
<CUI> Max- That's not computer
<CUI> That's a calculator