*** Now talking in #ircnewbies *** Topic is 'New ChanStats www.ircnewbies.net/ircnewbies/ ircnewbies.html' *** Set by e|ixir on Fri Oct 11 11:22:28 <c-rOCK> Damn cant go anywhere these days without the place being full of fuckin n00bs.
jenmigrant: I've figured it out. There are two distinct species of male in the world: All the men I want, and all the men I can have.
<Blackmail> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
<robbie> :D\-< * robbie was kicked by c-rOCK (punch.) * robbie has joined #geekissues <@c-rOCK> wheres your precious -user now? muahahahahahahaha <robbie> hey im not +fag anymore <robbie> whats that? <The_Llama> something is awry <robbie> what does awry mean?
<MTZ> UH! - incoming mail ... pretty late today <SNeAK> how can mail be late ? slow computa ? <MTZ> LOL - im talking about REAL mail
<Spengler> this type of wankery upsets me. <closque> as opposed to the other kind, which has quite the opposite effect
<Pazzo> anyone got a windows XP cd-key? <ClinRaro> Pazzo: FCKGW-E4TMY-C0CK-F4G0T Pazzo is ~ident@tide110.microsoft.com
<Straight|Sleep> i seen a black jew once <Straight|Sleep> but i think that was a disguise and he was robbing the store
<D3v1in^jr> i learned just how hardcore goth girls can be last night <D3v1in^jr> got with this girl sarah...her clit was painted dark purple
<Asskicker064> I enjoyed the irony at Blockbuster today when a guy whose last name was Moron returned an empty movie case.
<Purelimit> Fuck man we hear about all these terrorists nowadays <SgtPayne> Yeah but most came here legally staying after their visas expired <Purelimit> Are u fucking serious <SgtPayne> Yeah compare that too blockbuster if your 3 days late their people are all over you <Purelimit> yeah lets put blockbuster in charge of immagration <SgtPayne> rofl
<fanf1> linux is more compatible with unix than windows is with windows
<Ak> Today, a blind man who was begging for change addressed me as I walked past. <Ak> I gave him a quarter, and he said "thank you kind sir" <Ak> then, he asked me what time it was, so out of habit, i held up my watch. <Ak> He said, "11:56? Thanks buddy."
<Diablo-D3> we have seenserv now? <RichiH> Diablo-D3: ask for BrainServ <RichiH> perhaps you can pre-order
<Tarl> You ever meet me, and I'm depressed, I will hit you soooo hard if you hug me. <Beoulve> You're not secure enough in your sexuality for me to hug you. <Tarl> No. I'm not secure enough in *your* sexuality for you to hug me.
onkeybutt87: I saw more tonight then I've seen in the past fifteen years of my life onkeybutt87: I saw several girls in their bras onkeybutt87: (and, yes, they knew I was there)
<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players <Whisper> want to hear it? <CJ> Sure <Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking...
<kryz> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to build me the ultimate weapon of mass l33tness. Instead of some lame chemical or nuclear POS, it's going to be a giant bomb of ice cream. So when It hits, there will be no collateral damage, but everyone will have the biggest ice cream headache. Then I will win the prizes.
<Beoulve> Some women insert cups with razor blades in them into their vaginas. <Beoulve> Would you want to fuck one of those women? <Beoulve> DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH DANGER? <Tarl> ... <Tarl> Adam. <Tarl> That only happens with women *you've* slept with before.
<Cornell> damn I wish I could have gone to my friends summer camp.. 9 guys my age, 18 girls, and another 18 or so a year younger <Cornell> *18 or so girls <Beoulve> Dude. <Beoulve> You'd still be a virgin in the end. <Cornell> most likely. <Cornell> but still, you knever know, and think of all the possibilities... <Tarl> Yeah.. <Beoulve> It's possible that you'd die. <Beoulve> Horribly. <Tarl> "Hey <Insert cornellmun's name here>! Could you go to the convienience store and pick up some more condoms for us? Thanks!"
<PenDragon> ((don't... I don't find it funny... and neither does Kelli...)) <Tarl> (Weelll..for some reason, I consider my amusement more important than your own.) <Tarl> (Besides.) <Tarl> (Playing brother sister, while being "sexually active"..) <Tarl> (It kind of opens yourself up to ridicule.)
<Tassadar2000> Hey! Why did you ban me? I pay my taxes!
<sac|metal|werk> anyway, star wars is real and star trek is some made up bs
<lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I win?" <lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?" <lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I just won!!"
<myutwo33> i should stick to stupid jokes... for stupid people... that means you guys!
<tofuhunters> what instruments can you play? <tofuhunters> i can play the electric guitar <tofuhunters> bass guitar <tofuhunters> drums <tofuhunters> and saxophone <bobsonfire> i play the radio.
<Satan> I need. <Satan> A fucking optical mouse. <Satan> So I don't have to deal with dirty balls anymore. <Satan> .. Er, yeah. <rapty> X_X
<jalex> hmm, they recycled 14,226 lbs. of paper here in Sept. <Vco> all porno? <cruentus> 14,226 lbs. of pr0n <cruentus> what is that, 7 tons? <_spartan_> just over <roundfeh> heh <cruentus> what method is used to seperate the paper from the sticky stuff in the recycling process? <Vco> cheap immigrant labour
<tulmad> there's lots of hot chicks in the egr building now <tulmad> too bad they're all freshmen and will all drop out of the CS program by the end of this year <tulmad> this hot redhead was just in here for a few minutes <da4> end of the year = enough time to get some coed action <da4> tulmad: webcam dood
<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and break in to steal something, the gas will repel them
<thrust> so, I just went to the snack bar and bought a "Three Musketeers Bar" <thrust> the label reads "Whipped Up, Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste" <thrust> which made me think of overweight black lesbian porn <thrust> and made me realize that I get way too much spam
<Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;) <JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org <JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease
(GoatBoy) WHO IS THIS SANCHEZ GUY (GoatBoy) AND WHY IS HE DIRTY?
<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-) <+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-) <@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?
<darkdragon18> yeah i live in England too <Crystal> Damnit, the strap on my bra broke.. >_< <darkdragon18> you shoudl buy a new brassyeah <Primigenus> "brassyeah"? <IceDelta> I think he meant brassière ;-) <Primigenus> ... <darkdragon18> fuck you, i thnk Id know how to spell words tat orignate in my own language
<d00m2k> lol, when have you ever seen an azn be 6'6'' <d00m2k> ive seen an azn on another azns shoulders <d00m2k> be 6'6''
<tngkicksbum> that book sucked ass <tngkicksbum> there was no sex in it! <tngkicksbum> and the violence wasn't intense enough <tngkicksbum> and there was no math either <tngkicksbum> i liked reading euclid's elements <fizzie> so euclidean geometry has violence intense enough for your tastes? interesting.
<+Yamatto> im keeping my ass virginal, <+Yamatto> coz like if i go to jail <+Yamatto> i want to be like <+Yamatto> a rare commodity <+Yamatto> and be protected for my ass
<PsychicSeagull> I should make a book - Procrastination for Dummies! It will just be a bunch of empty pages.
* ZondrZout has entered <Arathorn> hello <ZondrZout> Well, how typical... <ZondrZout> Only the bot greets me <Karyon> lol
(nyisles) see, what i need the dremel for is to cut the center pieces out of the Caravan grille after putting the FMIC in (TheDrip) use a fuckin steak knife (guess how I know a steak knife cuts plastic grills) (minime-) because you eat steaks made of plastic?
(Null-O): Women without teeth give the best head. (Null-O): They "gum it".
<Gemini4t> I'm going to become rich and famous some day when I design a keyboard that has spring-loaded needles hidden inside the caps lock button. <Gemini4t> Some newbie tries to type 'WOW WUT IS UP???? LOLZ' and instead he types 'AH FUCK MY FINGERZ BLEEDIN'
<Mike|sleep> Redwolf probibly has a record for # of people that setinfo him <RedWolf> :/ <RedWolf> im soo popular <Mike|sleep> nah. you just say stupid shit all the time.
<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :( <q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking
<Zeon> and ya i have a bottle of brut, that stuff smells like crap, i only bought it cus the playboy ad said it would get me sex... anothr broken promise :(
<XX01XX> What's an interesting website? <Phlegyas> an oxymoron
<bender_> lol.. Like 2 women on PMS <Khafra> Alright, can someone help me with my actual problem before I start craving chocolate then? <bender_> (I assume there are no women on this channel...) *Khafra looks at the extensive list of users <Khafra> Statistically, probably not
<|JKZ|Silvr|3ull3t> truth: even tho i hav many girlz 2 choose from, i am single b/c i havent found the rite one 4 me <Mr`K> Translated from nerdspeak: No girls will go out with me
@(mhweaver) new philosophy on life: @(mhweaver) "I may have to share this planet with animals, but I'm doing my damn best to eat every last one of them."