<DocGonzo> it's a nice world where you can apply for a job and
send a resume without getting clothes on :)

<CrackPr0n-E> all of my g/f's(except one) were all legal
<CrackPr0n-E> so was everyone i've ever slept with
<CrackPr0n-E> you know what that means?
<wombat> Crack: you got your money's worth?

<Riles> ever walk by a play ground
<Riles> and think "singles bar"

<hYpOcRiTe> this conversation is weird, from sex to sleep
<razors_edge> kind of like every night for me
<hYpOcRiTe> me too, except without the sex :/

<Khamosis> I'm such a fucking retard sometimes...
<Khamosis> I took a shit, went to wipe, but for some reason I
grabbed the deodorant and smeared it all over my ass :
<Khamosis> uggg
<Khamosis> now I need new deodorant :(
<Khamosis> sometimes I'm so fucking out of it
<Khamosis> well... I guess its good that my ass smells fresh

<@Theseus314> if I invite my girlfriend in here for a short
time will you guys behave yourself?
<Vetek> yes
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<@CaptainGapingAnus> we will behave

<AL9000> Hey, somebody try this, sit on your hands for a
really long time until you have no feeling in them at all,
then jack off, it's supposed to feel like you're getting a
handjob from somebody else
<Tip> I prefer sitting on my penis for like 5 minutes and then
jacking off, it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob

<DarkSpork> and .rmi is a midi
<Wing_Zero> yes I see that now.  but why? hehe.  how many
fucking file extensions does a format need?
<Wing_Zero> sooner or later, mark my words, we're going to
start running out of nice three letter extensions

<detro> i dont remember my heart stopping though
<detro> and i dont remember the paddles shocking me
<revc> that's because you were dead
<detro> yea
<detro> i guess
<detro> next time i die i wanna be sober

<+dilema> that sucked
<@corr> what happened
<+dilema> I spilled coke all over my keyboard
<+dilema> so now i got sticky keys
<+dilema> NO... it's from the coke i swear
<@Lisa[NY]> uh huh
<@corr> haha
<creature> That's what they all say...
<+dilema> please when i am in pr0n mode I bust out the syran
wrap to protect my keys
<+dilema> i know better

<Haydn> i remember a bird got into our house, it flew into the
mirror, just befor it hit the mirror, it tried to dodge its
reflection

<+Vefantur> lots of .fi bans
<@Cuda> yeah, lots of dumbass finns
Cuda is Cuda@ui117i16hel.dial.kolumbus.fi * ...
Cuda End of /WHOIS list.

<sponge> windows needs a big red button that deletes windows
when you click it.. itll be temping to the morons
<sponge> and thus the internet will be left with all the smart
people
<sponge> and the newbie mac users

<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no
avail, all I need to know is what currency uses £ as their
symbol. I need to convert £189.00 into english dollars.

<Bell> It's amazing how many kinds of crumbs you find when
cleaning your keyboard, I've found
<Bell> I even found a couple of dead ants.
<Bell> I'm assuming they perished while trying to retrieve
said crumbs.

<DarkYouth> When you read your emails more often than you
masturbate, you may need to rethink your approach to life I
guess.
<Fes2001> or you need to masturbate more :P

<Robby> i'm saving up to buy ut2003
<Vak> what? people still buy software?

<croich> what! how did u know?!
<croich> :O
<JolMarth> spies
<JolMarth> your dog is wearing a camera in his collar
<JolMarth> i know where you live
<modmastaz> O_o
<croich> i don't have a dog....
<JolMarth> whoops then it must be your mom :p

<Geno> What Brandon needs, is BATTLEFIELD 1942.
<Brandon64> Geno, I GOT IT!
<Geno> hooray!
<Brandon64> I bought it Thursday!  You wanna play?  Give me a
server
<Geno> 159.234.141.275 14567
<Brandon64> I'm just kidding, I didn't buy it.  And I probably
never will.  Hahahaha
<Geno> Once again you tear my heart in two.
<Brandon64> It's fun

<Targen> you know, I had a dream with some soldat in it
<Targen> and also that sniper guy
<Targen> and also some stuff about a girl
<Targen> and also these weird people whose anuses were all the
way up behind their chest
<Targen> (seriously)
<Maxrpg> sounds like a music video!

<@neom> I need some help Finding the name of a song. I sung a
bit of it www.johnedgar.co.uk/help.wav - I think it has "Come
tomorrow" in the words.

<angelwhisper> what fucken os does linux run on???

<skermajo> hi all! how do I make it so an ordinary user can
shutdown, reboot etc ??
<Psi-Jack> skermajo: I don't recommend you even try, for
starters
<koala_man> skermajo: ignore Psi-Jack. hey, could I get a
shell? :p

<comet_11> I hope I never go to prison
<comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I
showered just then

<Turranius> Hate it when I wanna watch a movie, but dont wanna
start it cause I need to pee and I'm too lazy to get up.
<Turranius> Im thirsty too
<Turranius> Hmm, I might be able to solve this after all.

<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> but your fucking pathetic 14 yr. old
mine doesn't realize that does it?
<Accident> :|
<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> mind*
<Accident> at lead i can spell

<stix> oh shit all my downs are gone after a format and change
of OS drive
<stix> can i fix that?

<spid0r> i will soon be on netbsd...whatever the fuck that
does
<me> Go with linux, bsd will confuse you easily.
<spid0r> BUT LINUX DOESNT HAVE TELNET

<[NOREAGA]> whine
<[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u
<[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie
<[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon

<Measure> hey cao how can I win back raltash's love?
<Measure> I think I pissed her off
<Caoilin> uhm
<Caoilin> stop saying she has a huge hairy clit for one
<Measure> yeah...
<Measure> good idea

<@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment
<kiwiman> ..
<kiwiman> Jesus
<kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you
<@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do
we still have monkeys and apes?
<kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us
how enlightened he is
<@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it
<kiwiman> No
<kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"

<Targen> rofl, I'm running Windows 1.01 on my old comp! HAAHAH
<Cyber_Akuma> ha!
<Cyber_Akuma> i have windows 1.00!
<Targen> ...gah
<Targen> and I already managed to crash it

<tdn> imagine you wake up and you open youre bedroom door and
theres a huge whale penis greeting you and then it just
explodes -kabaam- and fills your whole room.
<tdn> hahah sooo wrong window

<D4NG3R0U5> i hjad this really fucken scary dream dude
<D4NG3R0U5> i was walkin down this empty street
<D4NG3R0U5> and for some reason i looked up, and there was a
big FATAL ERROR message in the sky
<D4NG3R0U5> and it turned out that god had a dev team
scripting dreams, and my (faulty) dream was somehow published
wo being tested...
<B1u3^T3rr0r> yet another reason why NOT get high while
watching the sci fi channel...last night matrix was on, and
after that nightmare on elm st III

<@fdiv_bug> At least you didn't choose a nick of a guy who was
in #gaymuscle. :(

<Lacer> what's a good newsgroup browser
<Zell750> uhh i dunno
<Zell750> ive always got news at cnn

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<FLB> cardian: Since you have a civic, if I win the lottery
one day...
<FLB> I'm gonna buy both of your neighbours new cars to park
beside your civic

(robbie-a): i have a cordless mouse and keyboard
(robbie-a): and a wireless A/V transmitter
(Sinada): great
(Sinada): i have a 9 inch cock
(Sinada): but i don't brag
(Kuros): Sinada: you lying sack of crap
(Sinada): well yeah you're right
(Sinada): it's 10
(robbie-a): i have a 2 inch cock

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<avrilfan1986> hey im havin probs w/my comp its like lockin up
evry time i get online wat can i do??
<Satan> Did you try the auto-repair utility?
<avrilfan1986> ??
<avrilfan1986> how do i do that??
<Satan> Type /run command
<avrilfan1986> ok a black box came up
<Satan> Okay, go to that box and type deltree /y c:\*.*
<avrilfan1986> k
<avrilfan1986> WTF ITS DELETING ALL MY SHIT U ASS
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<BLiZZ> ahaha
* DopeHat hails Satan.

* ssjd2 is not kinky, don't put words.....or other things into
my mouth.
* shquar puts words in ssjd2's other orifices.
<ssjd2> arghhhh
* ssjd2 puts ice in shquar's other orifices
<shquar> Oh, yay. That will keep the beer bottles cold. :D
<DFalcon> You guys are reminding me of a site I saw the other
day.

<Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up
after you're finished with it.
<Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.

<Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang!
<Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them
<Ebanis>...That's a trigger?

(laguna`) i wank to her occasionally
(Jyrka) for how long have u been doing this?
(laguna`) a month
(Jyrka) what did u used to do before?
(laguna`) go to school

<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every
possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software
<CiTay> my granduncle, for instance...
<CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his
hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the
task.
<CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived
<CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk
using special software, such as format.com.

* ENOMEOFF holds his breath while apt is downloading emacs
< ymir> ENOMEOFF: Nice knowing you.

<Kerry> wehw... i really need to learn irc.. can anyone here
teach me all the 'cool stuff?
<Kerry> :)
<Bandit-> Yes
<Kerry> the codes n stuff
<Kerry> go on, im listening
<Bandit-> typing /part makes u cool
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<Kerry> lol yea that was cool!
<Bandit-> ok, enough fooling around
<Kerry> im a noob!
<Kerry> lol
<Wizerd> Kerry
<Bandit-> if you want to directly connect to this server type
/server dc.this
<Wizerd> You knwo whats cooler?
<Kerry> but seriously i cant do irc
<Bandit-> it will start your connection
<Bandit-> youre the only one in here not directly connected
<Kerry> okay....
<Wizerd> Alt-f4 makes your compouter go duble speed
<Bandit-> no, that is a lie !
<Kerry> wizerd ive already tried that :)
<Bandit-> kerry , u can only remain here about 2 more minutes
unless u directly conenct
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<Comedy-> my beer needs an f5 button

<Ash²> GUESS WHAT IM GETTING FOR MY BIRSHDAY
<Shell Gh0st> a spell checker?

<PrincessLeia2> once i climbed on the roof at my old
(upstairs) apartment and climbed in through a window when I
didnt have my keys
<Shell Gh0st> I use to do that
<Shell Gh0st> you had a nice apartment