<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or something <DrgdHmstr> its posessed <sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not <sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance
* Sock_Monkee deletes some games <Sock_Monkee> w00t.....freed over a gig <Sock_Monkee> fucking sim theme park and jedi knight and q3 <Sock_Monkee> ! <Sock_Monkee> my porn was in q3!
<gas> games are getting too confusing now. what ever happened to click and shoot. now the key board doesn't have enough buttons to give command, have to use combos like ctrl + shift + right click + masturbate = move forward.
<gerald> i am hungr <antiuser> so hungry you ate a letter aye?
<precid> hardcore doggystyle on tv <precid> brb <antiuser> o_O <antiuser> PRECID IS WANKING! <precid> wow those nips are like an inch long <antiuser> spare us from your one handed typing mate
<vic> isn't the jackass movie what got a kid to burn himself <Hypnotoad> well nothing makes you do things to yourself...but if he copyed it then prolly is jackass yea :) <Hypnotoad> have to be very fucking dumb...like G. Bush st00pid to copy the things they do <Hypnotoad> feeding aligators with your arse isnt something i would copy :D..nor is getting shot with a .12 gauge riot gun <Gothmog> darwin's spinning in his grave about now :)
tom: lol tom: bbspot rocks tom: http://www.kiddiekingdom.com/media/apr02/mpg/ 2yr_sucks_dad.mpg tom: err tom: fuck tom: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html
<KutDrop> there's not much worse than IRC porn spammers with bad English skills. <KutDrop> I'm sick of claiming to the top of my orgasms. <@Habeeb> hahahha <@Habeeb> that is great KutDrop <KutDrop> I don't want to claim them. I want to HAVE them. <KutDrop> : <roto> can you buy them on ebay? <KutDrop> I'm sure in some indirect way, yes. <roto> cool
<akamagikman> do u no a realy good server other then criten to get pc games <snacky> all you have to do is <snacky> /join #staff <snacky> then say "give me the warez" <snacky> just keep saying "give me the warez" and they'll know you're a serious customer <akamagikman> ok im in <akamagikman> now i just type give me the warez <snacky> remember, be persistant <snacky> yeah -:- SignOff akamagikman: #Ragol (Killed (Tae|biking|quadsux (This isn't a warez channel, you idiot)))
<Shuzin> Stupid junk e-mail. <Shuzin> Why would I want to get the porn OFF my PC when I bought all that film and went to all the trouble of hiding in the bushes?
<DarthSemiAway> man, I passed a church the other day who had something like "Not Christian?" on the top line of their board outside, and on the line below it, it said "Dude, you're going to Hell!" Seriously.
<sh-> does downloading porn vcd's on dialup count as tantric?
<Kasugai> Neu[Mann], so is C_Rdd working on a template, or should I? <Smerdyakov> Oh, yes, let's be careful not to DUPLICATE THE 10 MINUTES OF WORK <Smerdyakov> That would RAPE THE UNIVERSE BY ITS VERY SEAMS OF EXISTENCE
<t0nY-m0ntanA> are there other os companys other than linux and microsoft?
<009> no... i mean, what is the ascii value of the number 10?? <009> like for space its 32 <009> for l its 76 <poo_al> yes i know what you mean <009> therefore, what's for the number 10??? <poo_al> 10 is a line feed <009> I DON'T MEAN WHAT WILL GIVE ME FOR THE VALUE OF 10... <poo_al> then what do you mean? <009> I WANT THE ASCII VALUE WHICH WILL GIVE ME A NUMBER 10
<StuGhattz> have you ever had a shit take so much out of you that you needed to lie down after? <flawed> no, but tell me more.. i'm getting turned on <Linkadmin> StuGhattz: I had a nosebleed on the shitter once <Linkadmin> from pushing so hard
<@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs <@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron <usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb? <usunoro> she's TINY <@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4
<_skitzo_> i need to start getting morning head <_skitzo_> anti, want a job? <+antiroach> ya i want a job <+antiroach> oh wait
<Luigi30> let's play pong <Luigi30> | . <pagefault> pong <Luigi30> just go like " .| <smcn> no <Luigi30> :( <VirtuaIce> SORRY THIS IS A SIMULATION AND IS NOT ALLOWED X-O <Luigi30> ? <VirtuaIce> (MAME reference) <Luigi30> oh <Luigi30> let's play arkanoid then <Luigi30> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Luigi30> <Luigi30> <Luigi30> . <Luigi30> ______
Xeno0540: XP freezes/goes very slow way too much Trypa Likes Cats: Becuase XP sucks Trypa Likes Cats: It sucks like ME! Trypa Likes Cats: ERrr Trypa Likes Cats: MILLENIUM EDITION Trypa Likes Cats: God damnit
<old goat> leet sucks *1agerda1ek clears throat* <old goat> sorry <old goat> 1337 5vx <1agerda1ek> much better
<schwarPC> this icr client fixes spellings...
<Noz> i've just run my finger along the floor of the case and picked up enough dust to choke a midget
<ivan356> Pacemakers already have radioactive batteries. <Kintanon> And they are a hell of a lot more convenient than those old Wind Up pacemakers! I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass! <jonnythan> "Was" a pain in the ass? Did you forget once?
<JaZz0r> I have a sister in the form of my 13-year-old brother <SummerSong> is she hot?
<HuppuMies> there, i asked nelonen to show it <HuppuMies> they better, or i'll go down there and chop off some heads damnit <VlabesPRV> "sorry, this movie is too violent. it may have negative effect on the viewers." - "fuck you ! show the movie or I chop your fuckin head off !"
<ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular! "...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"
psynapse pfft you think you kid is special? psynapse when i guy cums he releases over 10 million sperm psynapse at once ·seraph· wow psynapse and you're amazed that ONE of these can fertilize an egg? ·Floach-· that's a lot of dead babies psynapse heh :) ·Floach-· ;) ·seraph· ewww psynapse i have let civilizations die on my chest
Ragnorak: I got a snowboard last night. geneseostud: u did? geneseostud: for what
* maduin hates it when photoshop has an orgasm
<Tadrith> Good lord <Tadrith> People sell used underwear on ebay <Tadrith> What the hell is wrong with people?
<ineffable> i hear semen is an acquired taste too <Hunter> speaking of which, i havent had a drink in more than a month
* Loopster just found a SHITLOAD Of Wolf Posters for sale <Orionator> ... <Orionator> I dunno what it is with Loopy and wolves... <Loopster> I like wolfs! <Loopster> there tight <Loopster> er...cool <Alluro95> I am not into wolves the way you are, Loopy. <Antipothis> Now loopster sounds like he has sex with wolves...heh <Antipothis> :P
<RedMercury> i just checked easyspace for the domain fuck.sport <RedMercury> and it said its not available and recommended fuck.kids
<Mime> Fruit Pastelles are also acceptable. <Mime> As are Wine Gums. <Chris_A> Oh yeah. <Chris_A> But never Fruit Gums. <Mime> No. <Chris_A> It's like the worst half of each! <Mime> Wine Pastelles! <Chris_A> Note to self: Invent Win... <Chris_A> ...Mime, I'm going to have to kill you. <Chris_A> You know too much.
<DiamonDie> cool, this is the f&g episode where sam wants an atari. <fizzie> misread 'f&g' as 'fag'. this is what reading bash.org does.
<Kevyn> Ugh. I just had to explain to Jessica what fap meant. Thanks guys.
* Sunblade slowly turns insane. * Tron is already quite mad. * Lion-O starts to feel quite at home :-)
* ApoIIyon is now in the look for perl camel shirts <top_dawg> thinkgeek! <ApoIIyon> thinkgeek == think$$
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<[j0n0]> games dont make people violent, lag does.
<juice> i overheard one of the girls in my dorm saying they wanted to win an orgasm competition <spinks> who was that Laura?! Would I know them?! <juice> they said they wanted to _win_ the competition spinks
<Joe> man, be careful... two minutes of pleasure for twenty years of pain <DaShmoo> You only lasted two minutes? You loser. <Joe> fuck you
<SillyTweeker> yea, so i got with this one girl last night. dude, she was hot as hell. we went at it while we ate cheetos. <uniboarder> same here man, i was alone last night, so i dressed up my hand with make-up and a little skirt and she jerked me off for 6 hours straight. <SillyTweeker> ... <Uniboarder> Oh don't get all high and mighty!
<oneo> sumez this was at the 97' rap olympics <oneo> its crappy quality but its the best there is <oneo> its all freestyle, some of it is good <Sumez> lololololol <Sumez> "rap olympics" <oneo> he battles a girl in it <oneo> whats so funny about that <Sumez> the fact that you don't see that is what makes you sad
<kawawang_bata> hi! <kawawang_bata> can i join this channel? <El_Brian> ... isn't it a little late to ask that?
<^wigus> fuck me <DJ_Random> now? <^wigus> its up to you <DJ_Random> k * DJ_Random looks up his book on how to "cyber" <DJ_Random> asl???
<Messiah> I remember what's her name <Messiah> ok granted obviously not that well
<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> well im off to fuck up at installing linux prolly wont be back <H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> nice knowing you all <H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> lol <Satans_LiL_HeLLper> k cya