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<Kai-jin> violence is always an answer
<Aan|trigu> ah..no
<Aan|trigu> :P
<Kai-jin> yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is
always *an* answer
<Aan|trigu> well so is bestiality

<Diablo-D3> RichiH: only you would have a chainsaw strapon.
<RichiH> yeah, this completely redefines "treehugger"

<w|zzy> had to help sister in the shower
<w|zzy> fuck
<w|zzy> as in she couldn't get it hot enouguh

<ryda> earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff
<ryda> and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link
<ryda> and it redirected to a pornsite
<ryda> and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle
<ryda> and im just like sheeet
<milenko> ahhahaha
<milenko what did she say?
<ryda> i couldnt get it off the screen
<ryda> she pretended not to noticed
<ryda> alt f4 wasnt workin lol
<ryda> thing is, it looked really really gross
<milenko> what was it, cumshot?
<ryda> im not sure
<ryda> but i think it could have been tranny
<milenko> dude, YOUR FUCKED

<@chucky> . <= a map of the world zoomed out alot
<@Diesi|> ha-ha

Rangsk: I'm watching a movie and I hit some key by accident...
dunno which
Mmytacism: haha
Rangsk: and all the sudden something seems... not right
Rangsk: after about a minute I realize that the sound is going
2x as fast but the video is still going 1x
Mmytacism: hahahahaha
Rangsk: and I'm like... wtf... why would someone program that
as a FEATURE?

<decifer> you should've seen the chicks clawing each other at
the beach to get to me when they heard about my 231day uptime

<crum> 1-800-We Are 18
<crum> good number
<crum> they were lucky
<nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12
<crum> lol
<bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too

<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around
<MP3>
<@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK
<@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that..
<+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf
<+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening
too???

«@rewobo» how do i reset my bios memory?
«@sh0ck_SMU» pull the bios chip!
«@sh0ck_SMU» then put it back in
«@sh0ck_SMU» while the computer is running
«@sh0ck_SMU» you have to time it right though!!
«@sh0ck_SMU» or else you'll fry something
«@rewobo» blah!
«@rewobo» i just bend one of those bios chip!
«@rewobo» legs
«@buzz» rofl!!!
«@sh0ck_SMU» HAHAHAHAHH
«@rewobo» what's wrong wit pulling the bios chip?
«@buzz» YOU DONT PULL OUT BIOS CHIPS
«@buzz» THEY STAY ON THE MOBO FOR LIFE!@
«@rewobo» oopz!
«@rewobo» no wonder it's so fuken tight!

TaXxXi: Umm...someone in our apartment complex wrote "U Suck
Dick" in gold spraypaint on someone's brand new PT Cruiser.
weird_aunt_martha: yeah PT cruisers are THAT ugly
TaXxXi: I feel bad because I kinda laughed.

«Kenty» I got a chick customer's number today. :) I'm so proud
of myself!
«fiend`» Saying "Ma'am, I need your home telephone number for
acount verification." is not something to be proud of

* Aboo * we have enough youth, how about a fountain of 'smart'

<+Fung-Ji> @find works?
*** odin sets mode: +b *!*@pc-14.public.uwindsor.ca
*** Fung-Ji was kicked by odin ("@find" is not allowed in this
channel (24 hour ban))

* phx^mod looks at isolan thermal management tray
<phx^mod> this looks like some serious cooling potential ;)
[some time later]
<phx^mod> ow
<phx^mod> its got serious finger removal potential too :/

<Strimkind> I find programming too picky and precise for me
<gauze_> stupid computers doing what you tell them to :/

<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed
during whatever time period
<Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague
<Messiah> those bastards.
<RingLass> yeah
<Messiah> i propose we kill all the children
<Messiah> so that never happens
<RingLass> ...
<RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode
because you're prone to sunburns

<Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million
<jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so
<jpp> have any plagues recently?

<JPMorgan> sup chris
<XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os
<dann> what do you usually do under linux?
<XulChris> idle on irc

<@netnomad> Why do we as human beings listen to depressing
music when we're already depressed.
<Spock> Misery loves company?
<@netnomad> No, that's the explanation for why I'm on IRC.

<chop> My phone was vibrating on the kitchen table
<chop> my and my bro are sitting watching TV
<chop> we think someone is trying to drill their way through a
window
<chop> We were running everywhere
<chop> I then have the brains to hit the panic buttons
<chop> christ
<chop> alarm people
<chop> jesus
<chop> then I see "1 Missed Call"

<GBD> I like you, I like you a lot.
<Judge> dude, we have never meant, how can you like me?
<GBD> I don't know.  I just have no real friends, so I thought
maybe you and I could be friends.

<Maxamillion> Im taking this computer class, and it's filled
with people like me
<Maxamillion> hardcore gamers
<Maxamillion> and the teacher asked us to name a type of
weapon
<Maxamillion> so my friend said "BFG 9000"
<Maxamillion> and everyone got the joke
<Maxamillion> even the teacher
<Yemen> omg... nerds
<Maxamillion> i love that class
<Yemen> :D

<haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It
features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well
<toad-> haz3l, yes
<toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out
<haz3l> toad
<haz3l> pm

<Jugsy> I've gotta read the "bible" in exchange for intraweb
time

equate976: omg
equate976: never
equate976: ever
equate976: no matter what
equate976: ever
equate976: use the soap and washcloth method
equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass
insulation

<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months
ago..fell behind my tower
<HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule

<Para> OH BOY!
<Para> i just won a free disney world vacation
<Para> all I need to do is pay $99 per person, and buy the
plane tickets
<Para> wow, what a deal
<Para> damn telemarketers

<darknation> wtf
<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on
amazon.com with my username

<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you
SEEN them?
<Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness
<Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym
<Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and
pissing on the toilet paper
<Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's
room on 24 hr lockdown
<Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes
<Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too
slick
<Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the
men's room
<Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/
asswipe

<b-ho> asian teen with cam here willing to show in netmeeting
for all-male porn download in real player format

<mhardyx> temporarily
<mhardyx> left one is either going to be shortened or removed
<mhardyx> and the right one is coming off so they can take the
screw out
<[Bardell]> IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS BALLS!?!?!

<freestyle> whats rhe best site 4 soccer transfers???
<|-|00PsTa> www.metco.com
<freestyle> metco?
<|-|00PsTa> freestyle: movements euro transfers co operation
<freestyle> thanks!
<freestyle> DR. BROSS PROFESSIONAL COMPLETE
<freestyle> PENIS ENLARGEMENT SYSTEM
<freestyle> FUCK YOU U GAY FREAK!

<|-|00PsTa> sup spikey
<Da-cHeF> lo lo
<|-|00PsTa> does your mom live in uk too?
<Da-cHeF> 50% london, 50% athens
<|-|00PsTa> she commutes daily??
<Da-cHeF> heh
<Da-cHeF> no
<Da-cHeF> she lives 50/50
<|-|00PsTa> u mean shes almost dead?
<Da-cHeF> errm no

<Skum> had a nigerian woman try and take me home, which was
amusing
<Mendez> did she use the chatup line "my brother, the former
economic minister recently died in suspicious circumstances
but before he died..."

<ViRuS[afk]> you guys ever get that feeling while youre having
a piss, and you think "if I was asleep right now, and this was
a dream, I'd be wetting myself", and think you might be
dreaming and freak out?
<ViRuS[afk]> cmon nobody has ever had that feeling?
<ViRuS[afk]> jesus christ I just made a dick of myself, didnt
I? :

<jimiw> billy put on channel 10
<jimiw> too late
<Evil_One> w00t!
<Evil_One> I don't have to get up!

<dsherret> :(
<dsherret> hey i never noticed this till now if u look at :)
on its side u can see a face
<dsherret> tilt ur head to the left and see a happy face :)

*** EvilikkiN has quit IRC (Quit: I have flabby thighs, but
fortunately my stomach covers them)

<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you
throw her into the dryer
<Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw
her in the washer

<Dregneck> i dont find sperm perverted
<Dregneck> at least my girlfriend doesnt
<Dregneck> :)
<Boro> :P
<Dregneck> boro knows exactly what i mean lol
<Dregneck> look at that tongue of him
<Dregneck> :)
* Boro looks aorund innocently

<Panadol> have any of you guys tried double sided table as a
mouse feet replacement?
<VooDoo> that might not work
<VooDoo> but feel free to try it

* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women :D
<Jon-> just need the operation eh?

<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem
next to me with lights"
<Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus

<xjeff> the other day a tree almost fall on my house!
<Mithandir> damn
<xjeff> a big tree
<Mithandir> better luck next time

<zero|afk> I'M A COMPUTER NERD LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO POKE
MY DICK IM NOT TOO SPECIFIC. PLZ RESPOND

<Spazz> I've been voting down submissions on bash.org
<Spazz> I hate it when people send their own fawking
punchlines.
<Gyokuran> XD
<Spazz> NEVER send your own quote.
<Spazz> Unless you're not saying the punchline.
<Gyokuran> Hey, that would be a decent one
<Spazz> It'd make a better bumper sticker.
<Spazz> Then I could wrap it around a pipe and beat those
people up with it.  :D
<Gyokuran> >:
<Spazz> xD

<zero|b5> you know those pimples you get three inches inside
your rectum that itch and you have to reach in and scratch
them out? thats what you are.
<loretian> Your know the puss that comes out when you pop
those pimples?  That's what you drink.
<zero|b5> ha. so you say as you ride around in a motorized
wheelchair with drool flowing down your chin thumping yourself
on the chest and saying "AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUU" with all the
kids behind you shouting TARD TARD TARD

<aen> I am so hungry.
<aen> Germs are shitting in my mouth.
<aen> And I can taste it.
<evilbob> oh. I misread that as Germans