<Sandino> christ, Im pushing 30 and Ive never driven a car, I
need a life application not a job one

<TurboYoda> what is bash.org?
<TurboYoda> Is it suitable for Me?
<fezm0nkey> Its a gay sex site.
<fezm0nkey> Hardcore anal fun.
<TurboYoda> I'll visit it when nobody's home

* webby_g well chuffed now
<[smee]> lol
<[smee]> make me feel it, hurt me!
<DeuxVisage> guess this was the wrong time to walk in on a
conversation
<DeuxVisage> take your bondage elsewhere
<[smee]> i like her when she plays her dominatrix role
<webby_g> who?
<[smee]> you!
<webby_g> omg
<webby_g> YOU THINK IM FEMALE?

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<klaas-sinterkla> hellol
<klaas-sinterkla> who knows the programm photoshop
<@Anapaest> what kind of programm is it?
<klaas-sinterkla> It's about websites n stuff
<@Anapaest> better ask in #website-stuff then
<klaas-sinterkla> k, thx
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<EvilJoven> millions of dollars from various governments,
business and NGOs spent on developing hardware, protocols,
software and you people use it to pretend to fart at each
other...

<ClosedGL> tar -xzf willy.gz;touch muh_woody;head -n 1 &&
mount /cho/momma && echo >$1 "Harder!
";dd if=/dev/beans of=/
cho/momma/face count=1 bs=spoonfull && umount /cho/momma &&
sleep 15.

<@CoMPLeX[a]> im booting man
<@CoMPLeX[a]> nite nite
<@Vedran> now im gonna b bored
<@CoMPLeX[a]> nah
<@CoMPLeX[a]> just keep pasting quotes
<@Inf3kTeZ> lol
<@CoMPLeX[a]> ill set a timer to say ROFL every 5 mins

<thursday-> who invented lol
<thursday-> do they get royalties

<CelestialFool> You know, cheetos are actually really good,
you just can't stop muching on these things. Ive had about 2
bags worth already
<CelestialFool> Oh shit, diahrrea
<Kamiru> Dangerously cheesy indeed

<@HomeBrewR> "This combo includes a great Asus XP motherboard
with onboard video+audio, AMD Athlon XP 2000+ processor with
cooling fan & 256MB PC133 SDRAM memory" heh...no bottleneck
there
<@DeadKenne> yikes pc133 ram?!
<@HomeBrewR> dk, yeah...exactly
<@DeadKenne> that's kind of like tying one arm and a leg
together, then trying to run a race
<@da4> hehe
<@DeadKenne> you'll make it there... eventually
<@DeadKenne> the cpu must have to idle alot
<@da4> "designed by Apple hardware engineers"

<Terrorwolf>YES! NOS CHOOL!
<ALW>Sounds like you need to get your ass back there to me.

* okram is sad
<@Aslan> why are you sad, Okram?
<okram> one of my fellow clan mates in tfc died in a car
accident
<Tomalak> Didn't he respawn?

<PuchikoChan> it's like the least spoken strand of jewish
language
<PuchikoChan> like some kinda porno movie
<PuchikoChan> eerrr, disregard that last comment
<SkyLancer> err
* js8|finals wonders how tera went from linguistics to porn in
one sentence

<KoaL> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast
into Ethiopia

<Cyclonus> Fucking paper plate cut my finger!
<Red_Sky> Cast it into the DARK corner of the basement!
<MossadMan> Along with the fish heads and condoms.
<Red_Sky> Condoms, why the hell would he have those?
<Red_Sky> That's like Jesus buying waterwings.
<Red_Sky> He ain't nevah gonna use 'em!

<JynxDaddy> 3boy should i get it 2nd hand?
<Threeboy> its a book man.
<Threeboy> the worst thing that can be in it is semen.
<Threeboy> go for it.
<JynxDaddy> :|

<-- debutante has quit (This is for the guys who are
mastrubating: LARGE BLEEDING ASSHOLE. (Hopefully that made you
limp.))
<Pixelated> limp !
<Pixelated> that got me rock hard
<hardlined> you too?
<hardlined> Got a cam?

<Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2 :)
<Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times
<CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks?

<Al-Koholik> hm
<Al-Koholik> I have a taste for violence
<Al-Koholik> IE quake 3
<LuisX> Internet Explorer Quake 3?

<LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk
<LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be
artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced
cows
<LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father"
<Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you?

notkmad: whats the 35 for
Stemp35: how many times I give head a week
iluvduke213105: wjat?
iluvduke213105: what are u talkin about?
Stemp35: he asked me what the 35 meant on my name
notkmad: and the same goes for the 213105 ?

<Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower
<Billo3121> later dudes
* Billo3121 is now known as Billo|douching
<@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc.

<dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today
<dredg> it was nice
<chevrofreak> i jerked off today
<chevrofreak> it was boring
<dredg> heh
<dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming...
<dredg> *looks at watch*
<chevrofreak> yeah basically

<@Zigatoola> man i wish my dick wasnt so big, I get sick of my
gf saying it hurts when I slam into her
<Eastsidaz> «Zigatoola» yeah.. a 12 yrs old get easily scared
of a 4 inch dick

<Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems?
<Seifer> Nope.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to fuckin' pee in the bowl
today. >:
<rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the fuckin' walls.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Er...
<rabid_si[FFX]> Oh.
<Mog> ...
<Seifer> Lol.
<rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Right...
* rabid_si[FFX] whistles.

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*** Quits: Currawong (~currawong@210.50.98.GizNet-34072)
(Client exited)
<KGL-900> Currawong, if you ever want to kill your ghost, the
command is: /msg giznick ghost KGL-900 steamshovel

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<VirginUmboo> lo
<VirginUmboo> how do i gret a shocwave file in my html?
* Anapaest googles for "gret"
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<@kram> !banme wibble
* @Arrow throws a brick at wibble
<@kram> cool
<@Smidge204> !banme everyone else
* @Arrow throws a brick at everyone else
<Stryke> !banme
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!
*bopper@dialup-63.214.93.70.Dial1.Boston1.Level3.net
* Stryke was kicked by Arrow (You fell for it; hook, line, and
sinker.)

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<KiLLerMiK> are we talking about tony hawk?
<bens0nio> mmm wendy's bacon cheeseburger
<KiLLerMiK> best combo?
<bens0nio> best combo is #2

(@|404|Destro): you just got banned from #life, nerd.

<toddzilla> wtf, why does paypal take so goddamn long to clear
things now
<toddzilla> paid for on the 2nd, expected clear date on the
6th.. bullshit
<#1 Webbie> Because EBay bought them out

<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we
all keep bumping into each other

<@humble> soliciting sex with an underage minor gets +2
sentence points for using a computer
<@jsb> you've got jail

redpoint13: brb
MoRgAn4978: k
redpoint13: back
MoRgAn4978: that was fast
redpoint13: yea i pee in a bucket near my desk

<Vaun> need something good to read for like 10 min
<Vaun> anyone have an interesting thread / link / etc
<Dzza|Wants-SI> i once read a book
<Dzza|Wants-SI> it was about a giant blob eating the school
<Dzza|Wants-SI> but then a fat kid ate the blog
<Vaun> anyone else?

<Brainstew> Eww..
<Brainstew> If you think somethign is chocolate on your
keyboard, but your not sure...Don't stick it in your mouth.
<Citation> let alone on your penis.

<Thep> I want to clean up bio-waste
<Sora> Um.
<Sora> Hint: That involves other people's shit and piss.
<Sora> And amputees wiggling their stumps at you and moaning.
That always creeped me out.
<Thep> I'd like to retract my last statement during the minute
of 5:30 EST
<Sora> Ah ha ha
<Sora> Yeah.

twinturbo: hmm, why is my name green on the right?
Swinny0: coz it's teelin you that's YOU
barnz: to show which one is you
twinturbo: like i don't know?
barnz: indeed
Swinny0: some don't!!

<_pLaGueD_> do you know a cheat for invincibility?
<Dead_One> yeah
<_pLaGueD_> how?
<Dead_One> type bind "mouse1" "kill"
<Dead_One> it blows up what ever you are looking at

<Tak777> I have returned
* Feops disbelieves
<Feops> 1d20+1
<Ragnaar> Feops: 1d20+1 (6)
<Feops> damn
<Feops> fine, you're here.

Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer
their names go above their heads
Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah
Joe Fox : they need that in real life
Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL
Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings
Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping
Darth_Bowser : shit
Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low
Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too
Darth_Bowser : =P
Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS
Darth_Bowser : heh
Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing
Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else
has "56k" brains
Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P
Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain

* animosity`snow`boardin is now known as animosity`FUCKING
`PARENTS
<tP-InfamousGadget> ewww

<Area-51> wanna know a good one?
<AOLuser> a good one what?
<Area-51> i mistyped the "yes | rm ..." command and deleted my
entire home directory, including the eggdrop :P

< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh
< Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer?
<+insight> damn
<+Moak> it's fuck in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version

<MerryXmouse> My mum and dad were just yelling at each other
and I walked up and said "Can you two stop being wankers?" and
my mum hit me on the head and goes "I'll wank you!...... No I
won't..."

<orion> i was like MAN CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE
<orion> he's all SLOW DOWN SCROLLING MAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT
<orion> OH MAN SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT
<orion> he complimented her more than any other female i've
ever heard him talking about
<orion> even models and shit
<orion> then BAM i went to the dick shot
<orion> "WHAT TEH FUCK I HATE YOU MAN THAT'S SO PHOTOSHOPPED"

<Cow> the night is young! so young that If I were to have sex
with it, it wouldn't know what I was doing, would be scarred
for life and develop multiple personality disorder to evade
the shock!
<Cow> ....
<Cow> ...
<Cow> seriously.

<bllllll> The instructions said to install Microsoft Windows
(tm) XP or better, so I installled OpenBSD.

<Red_Sky> It must have been a slow newsday. The headline for
today's paper is 'Suicide Bomber Killed'.

<Red_Sky> We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go
first. 
<Red_Sky> Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the
hell up.
<Red_Sky> You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner.