<Nookadum> and yet I have NO spelling erros

<ace> type //run c:\con\con
*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.19503) Quit (Read error to
voonilla: Connection reset by peer)
*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.10540) has joined #3GIMPS
<voonilla> fark yew
<voonilla> i had to like pull my computer out of the wall
<voonilla> coz this fatal action thing wouldnt go away
<voonilla> and my computer wont turn off if u push  the button
<voonilla> coz if u shut it down it turns off by itself and
shit
<voonilla> and so I HAD TO PULL IT OUT OF THE FUCKING WALL
<voonilla> AND ITS ALL UR FUCKING FAULT

<Maltagal> hi
<Ace> sup
<Maltagal> r u over 40
<Ace> haha no
<Maltagal> well i was going to see what u r like b/c my mum is
single

<Mr^Bobo> i got a hard on today gettin a haircut,,,oriental
bitch

<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Looking up your
nationality...
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Checking Country
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Found your race
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** ERR YOU = DISGUSTING SLAV
<PSIKAR> Closing Link: 0.0.0.0 (Sorry, AUSTRALIA is full - try
later)

<Krasny> I have a bet with a friend he claims Sydney is not
the capitol of Australia LOL
<PsychoFreak> Uhhh
<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA
<PsychoFreak> Sydney isn't the capital of Australia
<PsychoFreak> you're fucked
<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA

<ras> i wish you could get a filter on irc to keep ethnics
from messaging me

<SnowSpectre> good lord... I search for "dos 5" on winmx and
this turns up
<Bullet> ?
<SnowSpectre> 5 young student girls fucked by 2 gym teachers
(Lolita Teen Preteen Porn Rape Sex Nude) QWER(1).mpg
<Bullet> Lovely. lol
<SnowSpectre> and two more ~1GB porn movies
<Bullet> damn.
<SnowSpectre> and they're all chicks. come on, if you're going
to return porn when I search for old versions of dos, at least
tailor it to my needs
<Tobisaurus> umm...
<SnowSpectre> something like "hunky british sys admin flames
stupid newbies"
<Bullet> lol
* Tobisaurus smirks

(dosdemon)  when you go to the tournament ask around,
everybody has like insane shit to trade
(dosdemon)  cards I never fucking heard of
(coderage)  you see any strong black there
(dosdemon)  yea there were these negroes playing yu-gi-oh that
looked pretty scary
(dosdemon)  make good workers if ya train em right
(coderage)  yeah but i dont have any fried chicken mana

<SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast
<SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places

<[5e]-j4yj0hn> I just dont have that much maney i can spend
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> Its all tied up in other things
<[5e]-One> like playboy mags and condoms
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> no, i have kazaa and socks

<Slime> Smearing your weiner in dog food and going over to Rex
does not count as losing your virginity
<Slime> Trust me, I should know
<Slime> You should have seen the faces at the hospital when I
asked where the "Ward for People Who Have Had Their Penises
Chewed On By Dogs"

<do0rkn0b> i wanna learn c++ but i am fat
<Tomato> if anything fat helps you learn c++
<Loco-san> cause you cant move from your chair

<PigsCantFly> SO MY MUM WAS LIKE "CLEAN YOUR ROOM" AND IM LIKE
"NO WAY FACIST" IM THE PUNKEST
<@K0ffing> THEN I SAID I'M 12 NOW MUM I CAN STAY OUT AS LONG
AS I LIKE AND SHE SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM SO I STABBED HER WITH
MY LINKIN PARK PEN
<PigsCantFly> D00D MY MUM SAID SHE DOESNT WANT ME SKATING IN
THE HOUSE BUT I WAS LIKE NO WAY HITLER AND I KICK-FLIPPED TO
INDY GRIND ON THE CAT

<DrT> i was on that cruise once.  got really drunk and fucked
mini mouse
<katlizy> mini mouse?
<katlizy> is that not just a little kinky?
<DrT> freaked me out when the fake head came off.  turned out
to be a really nice guy though

<Volt9000> 8===D     O:
<Volt9000> 8===D   O:
<Volt9000> 8===D O:
<Volt9000> 8===DO:
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==DO:
<Volt9000> 8==D~O:
<Volt9000> 8==D~~O:

<OmkAR> weeeeeee
<OmkAR`> they should have a tv show, where ppl go from cable
back to dialup for like a month
<OmkAR`> and they film it
<OmkAR`> like survival
<Spiffeh> rofl
<@q-ReZ> lol
<@d-_-b> haha

<@newt0r> thank god, im atheist

<Lint> too bad the onion wont be allowed to print under
martial law.
<Spam_Man> is that where ninjas patrol the streets?

< peter> alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses
shouldn't be allowed to sing.

<Locke> that reminds me of my orange shirt thingy
<Locke> (its not actually orange mind you)
<Locke> its from their stupid campign for sms messages
<kailus> oh ok
<Locke> it says "r u ok?"
<Locke> and when you turn it inside out it says "i feel gr8!"
<Locke> and im just dying to write "OMG LOL!!!!" on it
<Locke> but the ink will wash off :/
<kailus> hehe awww :\

<MAWKS> i aint a fag
<MAWKS> but ill suck a fags dick

<iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable
<seniaguol> is his name...
<seniagoul> whatever your name is?

< dai> my knowledge of c/c++ is comparable to my knowledge of
women
< Weeble> dai: got a null pointer huh?
< pairo> You can always read books about C.
< shiwan> dai: that doesn't say very much. :P
< dai> shiwan: you're a cruel one

<kisama> !speedtest
<orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz
<claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz
<SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz
<kisama> ticks: 148mhz
<kisama> yeah.
<kisama> fear me motherfuckers
<orge> huh?
<orge> ticks?
<orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz

<apoc> my girlfriend called me a fag, jokingly.
<apoc> i think jokingly

<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had
a thing for me since high school
<Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!!
<+jdp> sooo
<+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^
<Nephilim> ...
<+jdp> j/k good luck!!!
<Nephilim> Damnit

<santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED
<santa-tim> it said
<santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY

<Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them
<Al> that's why it's "Koran"
<Kurt> short for Korean
<Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean
<jre> No, kek is
<Alien> huk of the ke
<Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean?
<jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke
<jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter
<Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each
unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks
<Kurt> FREAKIN NERD
<Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides
*Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks
<jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the
Zerg homeworld
<jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to
Earth
<jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take
in Ks and breathe out chop suey
<Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are
broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a
vacuum.
<jre> LIAR

<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes
sense, since they're waving...

<gazzy> fucken dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up
and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/

<Yaleman> omg.. you should see a netsplit / join on a warez
channel with over 3000 people in it... intense
<Yaleman> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<Yaleman> it's like a rollercoaster ride man

<oblique> i dated a canadian once
<Znutar> Did you get a refund?

mrdanny: I WANT TO SIT ON A WHITE ICE CREAM CONE
amIbuG: ur ass might get numb

<Phobius> I fear nobody
*** Phobius (anthony@phobius.support.gamesnet) Quit (G-lined
(G-line requested by Jaden.))

<hitman> and
<hitman> UNLIKE RageFury...
<hitman> I do do guys.
<hitman> er
<hitman> don't
<hitman> heh
<hitman> man
<ambrosia> lol
<hitman> that was a bad typo
* ambrosia pages dr. freud

* billh doing a survey of points in the Linux kernel where
mutex replacement would increase preemption and therefore
reduce latency for hard RT useage. 
<sateh> bill
<sateh> there are too many words in that sentence
<sateh> zzzzzzzzzzz
<sateh>  http://www.wegenermedia.com/
<sateh> ibok spare parts!
<sateh> wheee!
<Feanor> hmm
<Feanor> sateh's drunk :)

<ecs> i heard ass and i came as fast as i could
<ecs> oh man...
<ecs> i just realized how terrible that sounded

<@Lujan> yet because more and more ppl are getting bigger tvs,
and more computers, air con etc
<@Lujan> last house I was in was so old it had 10amps for the
whole fucking house
<@Lujan> put some toast in the toaster and the computer
rebooted
<Durus> hahahaha lujan.  that's some funny shit
<@Lujan> Durus: no its not. I am the only person on the planet
who had to run his toaster of his UPS

<fustard> one time the band teacher introduced a jazz song
with "the negroid population enjoys this piece"
<fustard> there were a bunch of black kids sitting in front of
me
<fustard> there was like a collective "what da fuck"

danamania: wtf... I search on altavista for my page
danamania: and an ad at the bottom goes:
danamania: Find danamania here! www.ebay.com.au - New & second
hand!
danamania: I can get a whole new me!
Vash: or a slighty used one, with a few dents

<SMW> howdy Ian
<SMW> how you doin tonight?
<Ian_Sharpe> same as always
<Ian_Sharpe> still smoking
<Ian_Sharpe> drinking too
<Protector> Seems you have something against internal organs
that begin with the letter "L"

<jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people
to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet
wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note:
I have a router to go through)
<LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98
machine?
<LilWashu> good luck

<Phaze> SOME HOT CHICK
<Phaze> JUST MAILED ME
<Phaze> HER NEW PICS
<Phaze> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<N1k1tA> me too
<N1k1tA> she also offered penis enlargement
<N1k1tA> and home loans

<Babau> Anyone know how to enable overburn in Nero?
<live-evil> theres a big button with overburn written on it
<live-evil> press that
<Babau> Is it the big red one?
<live-evil> yer
<Babau> Alright, I'm going to press it.
*** live-evil was kicked by Babau (I pressed it.)

<AriaStargazer> the other day
<AriaStargazer> in the car
<AriaStargazer> i was in traffic
<AriaStargazer> and i thought to myself
<AriaStargazer> "jesus this lag sucks"
<AriaStargazer> and then i looked around
<AriaStargazer> and i was like
<AriaStargazer> ..............

<[IX|BoW]WaCKy-Angel-[GP]> can some1 constantly mesg me in
ICQ? coz my connection will only move if i receive icq mesg

<wankel> can anyone try and get a cd-key for me ive tryed and
had no luck its for soldier of fortune 2
<maestro> wankel: can anyone try going to your local wal-mart
and BUYING THE DAMN SOFTWARE?
<maestro> if you want to warez it, at least put some effort
into it :)

uroshnor: most oppressed miorities have community
organisations - mac user groups are no different

danamania: wtf is an "ex police" imac?
gelfie: dana: just means it sat in a police station running
word I guess
danamania: phwooooar
danamania: like ex-police camrys
gelfie: either that, or it comes with free kiddy porn and a
stash of ecstacy tablets hidden in a false bottom