<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read
slashdot
* DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)

<Kennef> what was quetzequatl the patron god of?
<tarvuz> umm
<Wintermute> consonants?

* Wes *rimjob*
(Wes): er
* Wes *rimshot*

<imagine> Oh god.
<imagine> I just tried to mute my fan with the tv remote.

<MrSaturn> google dosent seem to be working.  when i press the
"i'm feeling lucky" button i'm left unsatisfied

<Mr_p> so hows ur man love?
<Mr_Bandit> its a pain in the arse

<CausticGnome> so, i was in the garage, smoking, when I saw
the book the jehovas witnesses gave me about the end of the
world
<CausticGnome> entitled: "Revelation Its Grand Climax At Hand!
"

<Naomi_in_Malice> ;_;
<Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape
<AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted
to cartoon porn.
<BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles?
<Naomi_in_Malice> hmm..
<Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?

<mironixima> hello
<mironixima> any redhat 9 users in here?
<SKaReCRoW> let's hope not

<Model_Atheist> I want a fucking girlfriend.
<CuriousGrugg> None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?

<timmo> its kind of weird
<timmo> my grandma dropped acid
<timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
<timmo> so its kind of a family crisis

<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd
snake to him like I am
<+NoNameAndrew> her*

lost475: ANY HOT CHICKS WANNA GO OUT
Qualjyn: lost475, you will die alone.
Qualjyn: Do not pass go. Do not collect ASL

iHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from http://
whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570
iHeartDonKnotts: Showed up on caller ID
iHeartDonKnotts: And then internet saved the day
iHeartDonKnotts: I'm gonna letterbomb the place
Verl Is BOSS: what did they say
iHeartDonKnotts: I called back and said "Hi, I just got a call
from this number... Who the fuck are you and why are you
calling Southern California for a prank call?"
Verl Is BOSS: owned?
iHeartDonKnotts: Probably!

<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work
<JonJonB> ....fuck
<Fentom> YOU TRIED IT OUT?
<JonJonB> ...no?

<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no
such users..but my chaplain told me god is
everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq..
<websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack
Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable
to provide you support in finding God.

<Luigi30> alt.people.ugly.stupid.ops.term
<Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world!
* You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)

<aNuBiS-> :/
<natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today?
<aNuBiS-> un-aligned
<aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd
<natascam> did you try booze?

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<Revvy> OH NOS
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper?
<EvilMario> ghost?
<Revvy> msg nickserv kill
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess.
<Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password>
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> ok
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<EvilMario> Hahah.
<Zenholder> :D
<EvilMario> You're the best, sir.
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<Zenholder> :P
<Zenholder> Did it work?
<Dr_Dos> heh
<Dr_Dos> Yes
<Zenholder> Good
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EvilMario)))
<Zenholder> :D
<EvilMario> Excellent.
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<Dr_Dos> That's not right...
<EvilMario> You fool.
<EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII

<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV
<-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that
there are people in some parts of the world that are
unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we
waste it!

SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right
information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Lisa Garland IV: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?

<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self
employed roadside massage therapist

<Atomsk> I think my cousin just died trying to breakdance to
50 cent
<Atomsk> brb

<Vexer> what do I do with a .jar file? :)
<cky> you unscrew the cap

<AssBlade> man wtf
<CobraCommander> No manual entry for wtf.

<Rach> is it a man thing? I cant wiggle mine

<Kyou> lemme guess... i'm 12000 in binary?

<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
<TheMeandMe> the movie
<amorph> is this a joke?
<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the
people into slaves
<TheMeandMe> think about the title
<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"

(MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I
took her to New Jersey.

<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in
a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real
urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great

<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine
<[mahn]jooce> and
<[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it
was
<Kitsa> lol
<Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it
took so long

<Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another
layer of sunburn under my sunburn.
<Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle

[10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies,
and an airline scanner screwed every one

<+fury> i envy cary... he's half my age and gets access to all
the goodies :/
<@Chen> How old are you?
<+fury> 18

<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM
<Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00
AM
<Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM
<Zaphod`> Repeat.
<Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis =
Summer

<dts|Shadow> theres porn on irc?

<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in
UK, we could triangulate his position
<whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?

<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay

<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian?
<teklord^> like one dollar
<`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of
who wants to be a millioniare must really suck

<hero> ah, this good old channel , where 'gay' is an adjective
for shitty, and 'jew' is a verb.

<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you
just took over, you know. =]
<massa> i'd probably be insulted
<massa> but i dont know what integral means

<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no
antivirus
<gweebz0r> 279 viruses
<gweebz0r> the best part was
<gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy
<gweebz0r> they use custom software
<gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the
desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw
<gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts

<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of
black spray paint for deodorant

<fejed> heh
<fejed> man
<fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on
the train.
<fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker
<fejed> and like
<fejed> quoting him
<fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a
password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do
is guess the backdoor"
<fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get
to him
<fejed> and on the bus
<fejed> there was this retard
<fejed> saying he was a hacker
<fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"
<fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"
<fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"
<fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"
<fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"
<fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he
started crying.
<fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over
<fejed> got up and asked me to get off
<fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.

<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning
<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen
is missing
<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?
<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!

<fyre> And then lunix said "bleeding edge idiocy, we want
some"

<fyre> better delete that file
<fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property!
<black-hand> haha
<fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square
<fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones

<tjr> (a) What is the diameter of a ground-state hydrogen
atom?
<tjr> (b) Given this diameter as a position uncertainty x ,
calculate the equivalent
<tjr> one-dimensional linear momentum uncertainty, in units of
h .
<tjr> <scooby doo voice> ruh-roh

<pleb> MY OTHER COMPUTER IS YOUR IIS SERVER

<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once
<fyre> and ask her if she wants a headshot