<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the
curse
<Huz> Tarzan: "Disk 2". You should be able to find it in the
CD case you got when you bought the game. It's quite distinct,
being the only other CD in there other than "Disk 1", which is
also clearly labelled.

<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!
<Robertuybrush> I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE
<FortKeeper> To become a pirate, turn off CAPS-LOCK

<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.

<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of
being hurt in the testicles
<Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to
the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and
your eye lids flicker.
<MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get
possesed by mickey mouse...

<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?
<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'.

<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'
<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa
are continental.

<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip
to Colorado.
<Ashe> busy
* Dingy feels busty this spring

<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v
* MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away
<MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys!

<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be!
Futile resistance is, hmm?

<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and
your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!

<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?
<Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a
sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every
eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer
equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime
number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday =
2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by
three.

<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia?
<Flirbnic> Insyklepudier

<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is
<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a
Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an
anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..

* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...
<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.

* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils
<Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D

<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and
may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are
over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>

<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately?
<Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell
<Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers
<Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a
different matter.
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z
<Piccolo> Damm you

<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find
quite remarkable
<Darth-Phenom> This place sucks

* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe
in time it will grow to a beautiful @

<SarahS> You can remove testicles?
<Phenom6996> Yep
<Phenom6996> and breasts
<Phenom6996> It requires special tools
<ajplus1> yeah....a knife

<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock?  Well, it turns
on when you press scroll lock

<Sumez> so, what's happened over the last week?
<RafaMan>

<graeme123> i dont understand
<graeme123> be more pacific

<MartinBr> LOOK AT MY IDLE!!!
<MartinBr> Uh.... d'oh!

<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games
and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where
I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far

<Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha?

<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies
<MrMonkey> healers use it
<MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's
aura is
<BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the
northern lights)

* Huz cries.
*** Huz has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo
<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2
<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2
<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even
<TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?
<ThePython> i mean wmros
<ThePython> i mean mrwos
<ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!

< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall
and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could
play in 6.3 million years!

<BetaCeti> 3 + 2 + 25 = ?
<Darth-Phenom> huh?
<Darth-Phenom> 31

<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still
hasn't started leaking memory.
<AndrewT> freaky
<AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it
starts becoming useful

<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again

<Chariset> Aie...got to run.  Fencing.
<Chariset> Bye, all
*** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword
get shot by those who don't.)

<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users
list. :P
<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list

<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable
<ToastyX> I never get peered from it.
*** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn.
<DET> all I got was channel info
<DjLizard> :D
<DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.

<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And
all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!

<MrMonkey> Erdrick: I speak your language a lot better than I
speak yours, ok?

<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts
<_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts
<wisteria101> see a doc
<[cr0wz]> i wonder why
* FadeJade sees a connection

<Sumez> Q3 arena test
<Aximili> What is it?
<Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!?
<Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is
<Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far
as I know
<Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P
<SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4?
<Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)

<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america
<Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial
killer

<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG
<NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a
picture of Andrew Vestal
<Khalal> What does he look like?
<NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and
electrical outlet

<ToastyX> :b
<Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside
down P?

<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the
Simpsons because its "too derogatory"
<CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!

( Webmaster ) I'm researching cheats for my webpage in counter
strike anyone that knows how to use them, plz msg me.
( jeremy ) i know how to use the ejaculator3.45 cheat
( +Webmaster ) what does it do?
( +Webmaster ) and how do i use it
( +jeremy ) it turns everyone bright white

<Zok> who here has an ip address?
<Mortimer> me
<Zok> i didnt ask you

<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and
punch a store owner in the face
<psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up
language
<psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make
it my new nick since this one sucks

<bugg> hrm
<bugg> $280 million jackpot
<bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in
the nation one million dollars

<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o