<B|ack> I hate stupid people
<B|ack> god im so stupid.....

Craig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: -
spooky
<Spooky> Your "penis" is less that 3 inches long.

* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins...
<Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt
<Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners
<Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection?
<Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle

<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying
person" called
<hydro-> euthanasia

<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the
world. Sometimes-I play ruler of the world in my basement when
noone else is home

(@CitizenC): I'd pay $100 US to shoot a cow with a rocket
launcher.

<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to
((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff
(). Don't do it

<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak?
<Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did.
<milencho880> i invented it
<Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's
biggest fucking idiots.

<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have
permission to access this page, perhaps because you do not
have a registered Something Awful Forums account. Here are the
instructions detailing how to get your own SA Forums account:
<Friction> Asaki|MotS: you aren't missing much though. just
some sexually explict drawings and a rotaing anus with
blinking text.

@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck
@(F|uid) i cant see my food

<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is
so small.
<PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability"
<jtstocker> ha ya
<jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car
<jtstocker> asshole

<TeamXtrem> i must suck
<Ly> TeamXtrem, you would know how it works :)

<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.
<EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.
<FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.
ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's
house....

<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner
<jodaro> mm, free food
<stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner?
<jodaro> no
<stu> damn

<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc
<clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING
2 ORGANIZE N SHIT

[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type
[@PMV] its easy
[@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard
[@PMV] step 2: repeat

<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the
woman :P
<SoulSteal> marlais:  you finally killed one, eh?

<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have
going down 75?
<@Breathe> 138.
<@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that.
<Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :)

<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting.
>:(
<SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle
<SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once
<@Breathe> ...
<SirPrux> man did it hurt
<@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber?
<huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a
cucumber

<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here?
<alec_eso> i have
<[oQp]> how is it?
<carlsb3rg> They always come down

<cix> they're outside aren't they?
<s> what is "outside"?
<cix> it's that place they show on "Discover"
<cix> I think it's near Montana.

<gweeds> wow
<gweeds> i am now completely out of credit card debt
<gweeds> time to dive back in

<griffin> im disappointed in my mom
<pagan> me too
<pagan> she did a bad job

<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users.
<@harb> They all have silly handles.
<@harb> "Darth Maul", "Darth Sidious", "Darth Tyranous".
<@harb> "d00d ur most l33t l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol"
< mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not turn ot the Dark Side, Anakin
< mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G
<@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn 2gether!!
<@harb> <ObiWan> I'll never join you, Dooku.
<@harb> <tyr4nous> suk

<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope> http://www.newgrounds.com/
portal/view.php?id=30319
<@kitten> JESUS FUCK
<@kitten> THERE ARE NOW SEVEN FUCKING POPUP WINDOWS
<@harb> Oh yeah.
<@harb> Andy uses IE.
<@harb> Sorry about that.
< Danelope> Hahaha.
< Danelope> IE is for cocksksksk.
<@harb> <cypher> I don't even see the popups anymore.
<@harb> <cypher> Just blonde. Brunette. Redhead.
< Danelope> <cypher> Just viagra, penis enlargement, 581% more
cum.

<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king
<tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote
them

<Ria> Type in the search word,
<Ria> apply pressure to button,
<Ria> then read the results.
<Ria> it's a haiku!

*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs
<Meeko> ennnik!
<Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando!
<Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events."  "THEY'RE FLESH
COLORED UNDERWEAR."  "God, I wish."
<Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today,
nurturing my wounded pride.

<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time
reading matterial since the bible
<AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a
ciggarette now

<antix> im bored
<antix> i think i might go mod my toilet
<Shady> what are you going to do? :S
<antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i
can read the paper in the dark...

<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix
<PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)
<DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry
wit the saints

<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for
Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it
on my webpage!
<PrincessLeia2> ...
<PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and
very girly in the same sentance O_O

(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on
windows

<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT
?!?
<ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from
standing-person

<Titu§ Crow> does that upset you tsukiyo?
<Titu§ Crow> §)
<Tsukiyo> no
<Tsukiyo> do whatever floats your boat
<Tsukiyo> unless it has to do with me
<Titu§ Crow> I don't have a boat.
<Tsukiyo> swim then
<Titu§ Crow> What the hell are you talking about?

<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world.
<KittyBoy> the computer world?
<[s-fury]> no, the WORLD!

<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if
you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn
junkmail
<Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl

* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the
Faustian religion
<PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2

<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking
<Time> fire engines gave it away?

<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem
<Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable
<Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable

<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw
tons of chicks.
<Thrawn> actually
<Thrawn> fuck dying
<Thrawn> i just wan tto go to a place where i can screw tons
of chicks.

<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over

<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed
with my keyboard

* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping
out...some old man does

<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing
FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage
<baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online?
<pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over
and get molested
<radii> yeah, duh!

<PrincessLeia2> caffine is much less deadly tho'
<MykBev> not if you smoke it!

<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =(
<@PikaChan> well uhh
<@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/
<@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later
<Shyster> k
<@PikaChan> thanks

<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent
marker will hurt?

Che`work has joined #sh
<Che`work> who's alive?
<lord_kro> about 12 million towelheads in the pakistan india
area...but for how long WHO CAN SAY

<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like
some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep