<@neonjesus> up your game, chatters. this is professional
              level chatting.
              <@atomic> oh yeah
              <@atomic> professional for sure
              <@atomic> I'm being paid to chat right now
              <@atomic> in fact, I probably get paid to chat more than I get
              paid to work
              <@neonjesus> its why we all went into IT in the first place
              <@neonjesus> we got on irc when we were children
              <@neonjesus> and thought
              <@neonjesus> hey
              <@neonjesus> i would like to chat for a living. how do i get
              to do that?
              <@atomic> lol
              <@neonjesus> first, you have to look like you're busy in
              terminal
              <@Jugernaut> hah
              <@neonjesus> second, you have to be the unwatched watcher.
              <@neonjesus> third, ???
              <@neonjesus> profit.
              <@neonjesus> so here we are.
              <@neonjesus> a bunch of professional motherfuckin' chatters.