ivy: A man named William Reed's last living testament says
              that he is going to read his own will
              ivy: Will Reed's will will read: "Will Reed will read Will
              Reed's will".
              Elyse: no
              Elyse: it's his son will reed junior
              Elyse: except will reed senior was so far gone with alzheimers
              that usually when someone's talking about will reed they're
              talking about his son, junior
              Elyse: he isn't completely running the family business into
              the ground but he still longs for the times his father, the
              true biz-wiz, was running things better than ever
              Elyse: but now those times are in the ground with his dad
              Elyse: still can't believe he's gone
              ivy: what the fuck elyse