<%wgluv2hunt> I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few
              drinks.
              <%wgluv2hunt> I noticed two large women by the bar. They both
              had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from
              Ireland?"
              <%wgluv2hunt> One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!"
              <%wgluv2hunt> So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry,
              are you two whales from Ireland?"
              <%wgluv2hunt> That's all I remember.