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              <coyo7e> Immediately, she realizes that Christian Grey is not
              some ancient forty-year old dude, practically crumbling to
              dust atop his icy blonde empire, but a very hot young man:
              <coyo7e> So young - and attractive, very attractive. He's
              tall, dressed in a fine gray suit, white shirt, and black tie
              with unruly dark copper colored hair and intense, bright gray
              eyes that regard me shrewdly.
              <coyo7e> That... is one hell of a tie. I'm going to have to
              ask someone, please, look into the kindness and the goodness
              of your soul and photoshop me a picture of a black tie with
              Robert Pattinson's hair and eyes stuck on it, gazing at me
              shrewdly.
              <valinhorn> um
              <valinhorn> wow
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