Quote #951402

#951402
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*** bluntonio is now known as bluntplane
              <bluntplane> i have the worst goddamn neighbor on this plane
              <bluntplane> dude keeps scratching his fungus-infected foot
              and shit
              <bluntplane> and his balls
              <bluntplane> and then touches his face
              <bluntplane> has his legs crossed so his shoeless-foot is
              dangerously close to my leg (wearing shorts)
              <bluntplane> i'm about to tell him if his foot touches me
              again we're going to have a problem
              <bluntplane> in civil disobedience protest i am attempting to
              fart a lot
              <bluntplane> he is so fucking nasty
              <bluntplane> i want to stab him in the throat
              <bluntplane> a lot
              <bluntplane> as in, i both want a lot to stab him in the
              throat
              <bluntplane> and i would like to stab him in the throat a lot
              <bluntplane> i would also be okay if he died of aids
              <bluntplane> or anything else other than a plane crash
              <bluntplane> but most especially by a stab to the throat
              <bluntplane> stab(s)
              <bluntplane> oh and he is now picking his nose
              <bluntplane> oh fuck me
              <bluntplane> here is the crown jewel
              <bluntplane> dude just went into the bathroom in his socks
              <bluntplane> THIS NASTY MOTHERFUCKER
              <bluntplane> I HOPE YOU DIE
              <bluntplane> i would piss in this guy's face if i could
              <bluntplane> i would piss in his wife
              <bluntplane> YEA KEEP PICKING THAT FUCKER AND WIPING ON YOUR
              PANTS
              <bluntplane> MAYBE YOU WILL FIND SOME SHAME UP IN THERE
              <bluntplane> if i murder this fuck, will you guys kick in for
              bail ?
              <bluntplane> also, is "he needed killing" a valid defense ?
              <bluntplane> and finally, if I murder him on the plane while
              in the air, what state has jurisdiction ?
              *** Signoff: bluntplane (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
              <spook> Federal
              <nordberg> so.. is bluntonio in jail?
              <nordberg> cause...  I'll totally chip for bail
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