<Botbasher> talk about a bad friday, I was scalded by a Coffee
              Maker... Had my testes crushed by the same unit... I had to
              unstuck a garbage disposal..
              <JackMcCornack> hehe ..
              <JackMcCornack> So Botbasher hobbles into an ice cream shop
              and says to the gal behind the counter, <JackMcCornack> "I'm
              having a bad day, give me a rocky road ice cream cone with
              everything."
              <JackMcCornack> "Crushed nuts?"
              <JackMcCornack> "Yeah, I guess my walk gives it away. I got
              scalded too."
              * GonzoRacer takes a bow