CandyKillJoy: Have you heard of Avenged Sevenfold?
              Danktolker: Yeah, I went to one of their concert
              CandyKillJoy: You're a fan?
              Danktolker: Unfortunately something called a "mosh pit" broke
              out, which I misunderstood as a series of failed hug attempts
              Danktolker: I was beaten rather severely after trying to join
              in
              Danktolker: Learn from my mistakes, friends