<xtal> I am a trekker. I am a devout fan, but not enough to
              spend all my waking hours sewing costumes, assembling prop
              replicas, going to conventions, learning klingon, quibbling
              over the finer points of canon, and not having sex.
              <xtal> which is to say
              <xtal> while i'm not having sex anyway
              <xtal> it's not star trek's fault.