Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
              Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
              Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
              Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder
              NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
              Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with
              a grand ol CDR.
              Pirate: Avast!
              Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
              Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
              Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
              Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security
              patches, argh thar be spyware abound.