<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
              <djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
              <djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
              <djahandarie> while i program lines
              <djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
              <djahandarie> word, son
              <http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
              <http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
              <http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
              <http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
              <http402> Cut the crap rap,
              <http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
              <http402> Grab your AIM chat,
              <http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
              <http402> peace
              <djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
              <djahandarie> while i got other plans
              <djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it
              right
              <djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
              <djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
              <djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from
              mississippi
              <djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
              <http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't
              grown up,
              <http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a
              SIGHUP.
              <http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
              <http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
              <http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
              <http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a
              spaghetti-damned fool,
              <http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
              <http402> Face it. I rule.
              <djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
              <djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
              <djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
              <djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
              <djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
              <djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your
              porridge
              <djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
              <djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
              <djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
              <djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky
              graduates from c-s-e
              <http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
              <http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a
              scratch.
              <http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
              <http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
              <http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
              <http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
              <http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
              <http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
              <http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
              <http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
              <http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
              <djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
              <djahandarie> You win haha
              * http402 takes a bow