<Domsey> Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life
              this morning
              <bender> what happened?
              <Domsey> you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last
              night
              <bender> yeah, you've been fucking drunk..
              <Domsey> you've been there, too?
              <bender> sure...
              <Domsey> well, you see i can't remember anything
              <Domsey> but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was
              my mom lying next to me.
              <bender> wtf...?
              <Domsey> That's exactly what i thought
              <Domsey> So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at
              me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she
              left the room
              <bender> OMFG!!!
              <bender> you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL
              ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!
              <Domsey> no, i'm not lying
              <bender> OMG!!!
              <Domsey> but it turned out she was playing a trick on me.
              Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.
              <bender> ...
              <bender> your mom's such a freak. o.O