<Gabealicious> Will you please yank all these goddamned hairs
from my nose???
<JungleMason> You need to go to Sharper Image or something and
get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo.
<Gabealicious> I think so.
<JungleMason> Make sure you read the warning label though:
"Not safe for most rectums."
<Gabealicious> It's a bit late for that.