<Montana> yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW
              <Dauntless> ... LOL
              <Montana> omg here we go
              <Dauntless> Can you say bash.org?
              <Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of
              random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant
              computers.
              <Montana> Screw this
              <Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
              <Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
              <Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and
              before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction
              to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me
              to get of irc and fix it.
              <Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY
              COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/
              NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the
              name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
              <Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE
              OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY
              WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING
              SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
              <Montana> Now for the topic of sex:
              <Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE
              20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER
              STICK!
              <Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex
              but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
              <Montana> Hmm
              <Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of
              social interaction!
              <Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt
              and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and
              my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i
              went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
              <Montana> </end rant>
              <Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
              <Dauntless> o_o