<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but
              I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I
              heard the faggot.
              <Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he
              was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
              <Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops.
              Once they get here, they search him and look at what he
              fucking had:
              <Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries),
              Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to
              "Monopoly."
              <dan> Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!