<Kuiper> Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been
              warmer than it was last week.
              <kikuichimonji> Why does it seem like every time you join this
              channel, you end up talking about the weather?
              <kikuichimonji> Is your life so unimaginably dull that you
              can't think of any events in your life to describe that might
              be more interesting than the weather?
              <kikuichimonji> Let's think of something for you to talk about
              other than the weather.
              <kikuichimonji> I mean, we barely even know anything about
              you, other than where you live.
              <kikuichimonji> Let's start there.  What do you do for a
              living?
              <Kuiper> I'm a meteorologist.