<komies> It got dead in here.
<komies> Riech, tell me a story.
<Shish> make it have pirates in it!
<Riech> Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island
after a shipwreck.
<Riech> Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they
all make a deal.
<Riech> Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a
time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her
and so on.
<komies> Five pirates and one woman? Seems like my kind of
island.
<Riech> All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman
gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each
week.
<Riech> The situation works wonderfully for five years. When
the woman suddenly dies...
<Riech> The first week after wasn't too bad.
<Riech> The second week was getting sort of bad.
<Riech> The third week was getting pretty bad.
<Riech> The fourth week was really bad.
<Riech> The fifth week was horrible!
<Riech> By the sixth week it was unbearable...
<Riech> ...
<Riech> ...
<Riech> So they buried her.