[ Pwyff ] So one day, George Bush and The Queen of England are
sitting in her room talking about politics, when Bush asks the
Queen, "How do you know if the highest members of your state
are smart enough to be doing their job?"
[ Pwyff ] And the Queen replies, "Well, I usually ask them
riddles, and see how fast they respond. That's usually a good
way to see if they can think for themselves."
[ Pwyff ] So the Queen calls Tony Blair in, and asks him, "If
your Parents had a child, but it's not your sister, and it's
not your brother, who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Tony Blair immediately replies, "That's easy,
it's me!"
[ Pwyff ] And the Queen, who is very pleased, send Tony Blair
away.
[ Pwyff ] Now, Bush, who is very impressed, brings the Queen
to find Donald Rumsfield and asks him, "Hey Donald, if your
parents had a kid, but it's not your sister, and it's not your
brother, who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Rumsfield ponders for a long time, and then
admits to Bush that he has no clue.
[ Pwyff ] Pissed off, Bush drags Rumsfield and the Queen to
Dick Cheney, where Bush asks Cheney, "Hey Dick, if your
parents had a kid, but it's not your sister or your brother,
who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Cheney ponders for a long time, and then he
finally lights up with an idea, and says "It's me!"
[ Pwyff ] And Bush gets REALLY pissed off, and yells at both
of them, "NO YOU IDIOTS! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"