sweet17: Hi
              bloodninja: hello
              bloodninja: who is this?
              sweet17: just a someone?
              bloodninja: A someone I know?
              sweet17: nope
              bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
              sweet17: well sorrrrrry
              sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
              bloodninja: why?
              sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
              bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
              sweet17: yes?
              bloodninja: look I m sorry. I m just a little paranoid
              sweet17: paranoid?
              bloodninja: yes
              sweet17: of what?
              sweet17: me?
              bloodninja: No. I m in hiding.
              sweet17: LOL
              bloodninja: Don t fucking laugh at me!
              bloodninja: This shit is serious!
              sweet17: What are you hiding from?
              bloodninja: The cops.
              sweet17: gimme a fucking break
              bloodninja: I m serious.
              sweet17: I don t get it
              bloodninja: The cops are after me.
              sweet17: For what?
              bloodninja: I m wanted in three states
              sweet17: For???
              bloodninja: It s kindof embarrasing.
              bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
              bloodninja: Hello?
              sweet17: You are fucking sick.
              bloodninja: Send me your picture.
              sweet17: why?
              bloodninja: so I know you aren t one of them.
              sweet17: One of what?
              bloodninja: The cops.
              sweet17: I m not a cop i told you
              bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
              sweet17: hold on
              bloodninja: Hurry up.
              bloodninja: Are you there?
              bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
              sweet17: Hey sorry
              sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
              bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to
              send to me.
              bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
              bloodninja: Weren t you!?
              sweet17: thats not it
              bloodninja: Then what?
              sweet17: I don t want to send you the picture cause I m not
              pretty
              bloodninja: Most cops aren t
              sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
              bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
              sweet17: fine. What s your e-mail?
              bloodninja: Just send it through here.
              sweet17: alright *PIC*
              sweet17: Did you get it?
              bloodninja: Hold on. I m looking.
              sweet17: That was me back in may
              sweet17: I ve lost weight since then.
              bloodninja: I hope so
              sweet17: what?!?
              sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
              bloodninja: Did it?
              sweet17: Yes. I m not that much smaller than that now.
              bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my
              picture?
              sweet17: yes
              bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
              sweet17: kks
              bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
              sweet17: this isn t you.
              bloodninja: I ll be damned if it ain t!
              sweet17: You don t look like that.
              bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
              sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
              bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
              bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
              sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
              bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy .
              bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
              sweet17: Go fuck yourself
              bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
              bloodninja: Now my unit won t get hard for a week.
              sweet17: I shouldn t have sent you that picture.
              sweet17: You ve done nothing but slam me.
              sweet17: you hurt me.
              bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn t hurt me?
              sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
              bloodninja: Why would I do that?
              sweet17: I can t believe that cops are after you
              bloodninja: I can t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
              sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
              bloodninja: You d break both of his legs.
              sweet17: You re a fucking wanker!
              sweet17: I ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
              sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don t even know me
              bloodninja: Ok. I m sorry.
              sweet17: No you aren t
              bloodninja: You re right. I m not.
              bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
              sweet17: I m done with you
              bloodninja: Aww. I m sorry.
              sweet17: I m putting you on ignore
              bloodninja: Wait a sec
              bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
              bloodninja: Wanna start over?
              sweet17: No
              bloodninja: I ll eat your kitty
              sweet17: You ll what?
              bloodninja: You heard me.
              bloodninja: I said I d eat your kitty.
              sweet17: I thought you said you couldn t get it hard after
              seeing my picture
              bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
              sweet17: I d like to know that the man eating me out is
              excited yes
              bloodninja: Well I m not like most men.
              bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
              sweet17: Like what?
              bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
              sweet17: I don t know
              bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
              sweet17: I m afraid to
              bloodninja: Why?
              sweet17: cause
              bloodninja: cause why?
              sweet17: well lets see
              sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat.
              then you wanna eat me out
              sweet17: doesn t that seem strange to you?
              bloodninja: Nope
              sweet17: well its strange to me
              bloodninja: Fine. I won t do it if you don t want me to
              sweet17: I didn t say that
              bloodninja: So is that a yes?
              sweet17: I guess so.
              bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
              bloodninja: Are you willing?
              sweet17: What do you need me to do?
              bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
              sweet17: ???
              bloodninja: When I start to go limp  you say  HARRRR!!! 
              bloodninja: ok?
              bloodninja: Hello?
              sweet17: You can t be serious
              bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
              bloodninja: It s my fantasy.
              sweet17: this is retarded
              bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
              sweet17: Yes I want it.
              bloodninja: Then you ll do it for me?
              sweet17: sure
              bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
              bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage
              your thighs.
              bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge
              brushing up against them
              bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
              bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
              sweet17: mmmm yeah
              bloodninja: uh oh  going limp.
              sweet17: Har
              bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
              bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
              sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
              bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more
              moist with every stroke.
              bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out
              of my mouth.
              bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes
              its way to my nose.
              bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
              sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
              bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
              bloodninja: going limp
              sweet17: HARRRRRRR
              bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
              bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
              bloodninja: going limp
              sweet17: this is stupid
              bloodninja:  still limp
              bloodninja: Do it!
              sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
              bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
              bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
              bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around
              your ass.
              sweet17: WTF?!?!?
              bloodninja: They stink really bad.
              sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
              bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
              bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
              bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
              sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
              bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
              bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple 
              bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
              sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
              bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of
              the cabin 
              bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
              bloodninja:  going limp again.
              bloodninja: Hello?
              bloodninja: Say it!
              bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!