<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night
              in a bar
              <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was
              gonna puke
              <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
              <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
              <emoti_conartist> lol
              <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
              <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors
              open
              <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
              <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
              <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
              <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh
              shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was
              sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit
              him first'
              <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
              <cassius_clay13> and runs away
              <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT
              EVER