<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't
              let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was
              GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to
              possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I
              figured that vampires don't have anuses.
              <Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
              <Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate
              driver.
              <Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
              <Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.