<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front
              door, then running away
              <reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up
              some electricity to the doorknob
              <cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
              <cristobal> and heat up the door knob
              <cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story
              foyer
              <cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public
              eye.....