<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner
of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack
Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple
produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock
and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a
son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens
children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour
the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new
Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose