<Dark_T_Zeratul> My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble
an egg within it's shell.  It also makes julian fries and gets
AM radio stations.
<Lady_Vahn> I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal
stuff across the internet
<Lady_Vahn> I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep
the prototype
<Lady_Vahn> then steal it from the guy I sold it too