<Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months
              ago
              <Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours
              <Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called
              me back into one of the exam rooms
              <Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and
              then fall asleep
              <Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how
              long i've been waiting
              <Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the
              Hispanic Business Weekly
              <Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam
              table and his desk drawer
              <Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some
              dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"
              <Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what
              do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.
              <Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair
              <Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for
              later use
              <Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand
              <Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little
              ducks
              <Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't
              find one
              <Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick
              <Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew
              it up
              <Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning
              around in his chair
              <Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two
              basketballs
              <Goatroper> speculum in each hand
              <Goatroper> spinning in his office chair
              <Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to
              slow down, the door opens
              <Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his
              hand
              <kr0nus> omg
              <Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at
              him through the thin film of the glove
              <Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"
              <Goatroper> I said "Yep."
              <Goatroper> held up the speculums.
              <Goatroper> said, "I got bored."
              <Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those
              gloves. Where did you learn that?"
              <Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."
              <Goatroper> He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I
              got up
              <Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said
              "Already did."
              <Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a
              goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed
              <Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just
              hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves
              <Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck
              with him but I was afraid he'd give me some