<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
              <drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another
              window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always
              on the desktop with no windows showing
              <drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my
              dad coming up the stairs
              <drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my
              boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening
              the door
              <drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this
              honestly isn't what it looks like"
              <drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope
              so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking
              javascript tutorial"