<Dee> A man walked along and saw a ladder going up into the
heavens
<Dee> he climbed up a ladder and saw an ugly woman
<Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to
success'
<Dee> the man got freaked out and started climbing the ladder
frantically
<Dee> on the next level, he saw a plain looking woman
<Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to
success'
<Dee> seeing a pattern here, the man climbs the ladder again
<Dee> on the next ladder, he saw a really hot woman, very
beautiful and sexy
<Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to
success'
<Dee> the man is tempted, but thinks, 'If the woman is hot
here, imagine what it would be like in the next level!' and he
climbs the ladder
<Dee> on that level there was this fat ugly hell's angel, with
a fucking long beard, piercings and decorated with tattoos
<Dee> the man screamed "who the fuck are you?!"
<Dee> the hell's angel said "i am cess"