gentoogod: omg dude
              gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
              gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma
              they faced today
              siral21: what was it
              gentoogod: ok before i say this
              gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
              gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a
              big mac for her
              gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had
              bacon one without
              gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
              gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that
              wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want
              bacon has bacon on his
              gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop
              laughing
              gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat,
              thinking maybe shes drunk
              gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and
              repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they
              didnt get the order they wanted