<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
              <born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin'
              hours in school
              <born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't
              working
              <Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
              <born1986> hell yes
              <born1986> it was working fine yesterday
              <born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?
              <Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong
              position
              <born1986> i havent touched it since school
              <born1986> i'm growing impatient
              <born1986> ANGRY even
              <Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window
              . . .
              <born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
              <born1986> FUCK!!!!!
              <Z00ass> it works?
              <born1986> no, i threw it out the window
              <Z00ass> the disk?
              <born1986> NO the whole drive
              <born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
              <Z00ass> :D
              <born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK
              <born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
              <born1986> brb
              . . .
              <born1986> shit
              <Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
              <born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
              <born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
              <Z00ass> :o
              <born1986> quite HARD
              <born1986> and you know what?
              <born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there
              <Z00ass> ???
              <born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on
              to the freeway
              <born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside
              my bag
              <Z00ass> lol
              <born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
              <born1986> i'm actually cryin right now
              . . .
              <born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
              <born1986> brb