Quote #401323

#401323
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<@Kouji_Minamoto> A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all
sitting around one day talking about how much their lives
sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get
big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a
salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you
have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts
me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The
penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have
it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a
rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my
head against the wall until i throw up and pass out."
<orangebear289> XD
<+Soundwave> lol
<@kris> lol
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