<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
              <UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
              <Jock> o...k
              <UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where
              i live
              <UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking
              straight at a group of like 10 ducks
              <UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went
              mental
              <UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy