<vai> My mom is like, deathly afraid of worms and she saw one
on the sidewalk
<vai> so she made me go get it and she went inside the house,
so I went in the house with the worm in my hand
<vai> and she yelled my name and told me to get rid of it, so
I threw it outside I came in the house
<vai> she called me an asshole and a son of a bitch
<vai> so I was like "son of a bitch?" she said "shut up,
you're adopted go away"
<vai> =(