<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker
              in one of my classes
              <BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and shit
              today
              <BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..
              <BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
              <BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck,
              wearing FUBU everything
              <BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger,
              smells like pot and beer
              <BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette
              tucked behind his ear
              <BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his
              crazy ghetto signs at us
              <BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
              <BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my
              niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
              <BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about
              'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit
              <BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on
              diversity and shit
              <BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how
              'white folk be dissin'
              <BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black
              dude runs in dressed in a suit
              <BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'
              <BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just
              baked. he doesn't even go to college
              <BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms