<glacial>  I love school
              <glacial>  Today our term paper due date's set
              <glacial>  Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper
              on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a
              note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with
              a note from the dead member.
              <glacial>  So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme
              sexual exhaustion?"
              <glacial>  She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
              <glacial>  "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
              your other hand"