Quote #208854

#208854
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<@MORA> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
<@MORA> Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
deltas.
<@MORA> Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
<@MORA> Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.
<@MORA> Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
<@MORA> Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the
war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is
now necessary.
<@MORA> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and
borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
<@MORA> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
<@MORA> After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows
where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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