-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
              -[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
              FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
              -[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
              -[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
              -[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE