IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
              IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
              IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
              IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
              IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
              IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based
              solely on your appearance"
              IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
              IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
              IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they
              actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
              IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
              IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
              IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato!
              you can even make a battery with it!
              IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in
              which I show my love for you"
              IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still
              awesome
              IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at
              all what you look like, I'll still love you"