<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in
              pile A
              <wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
              <wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find
              the Business
              Reply Mail Envelope.
              <wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the
              envelope you hold
              in your hand.
              <wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail
              and walk away
              whistling.
              <wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit
              card companies
              telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with
              coupons rather
              then my application. They informed me that it they are
              not pleased that
              they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply
              with "It says
              Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to
              ensure that your
              business is more successful. They promptly hang up on
              me.
              <wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring,
              so I got an
              added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies
              to the envelope
              so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call
              informing me about
              the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my
              change back. After
              yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they
              agreed to my
              demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my
              hand at this
              very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.