bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice
              aight?
              BritneySpears14: Aight.
              bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
              BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you,
              bloodninja.
              bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard
              hat.
              BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
              bloodninja: Me too baby.
              BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
              bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real
              beautiful woman.
              BritneySpears14: Hey...
              bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl.
              8 chicken of the Infinite.
              BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
              bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of
              the Beyondness.
              BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
              ridiculous.
              bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest
              sorcerer of the lands.
              bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000
              Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are
              only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
              BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of
              ****.
              bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my
              lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as
              flaming piles of metal.
              bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr.
              Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold
              war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it
              was cause of him.
              bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard
              now.
              bloodninja: Baby?
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              BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
              eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
              BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
              eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
              BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
              BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage
              your muscular physique.
              eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard
              hat.
              BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me
              again.
              eminemBNJA: Oh ****
              BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna
              report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you
              f*ck up.
              eminemBNJA: Oh ****
              eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something